Top ten new slogans for the National Pork Board

For more than two decades, the National Pork Board’s slogan, “Pork: The Other White Meat,” has attempted to convince us that swine, which, of course, is best known for BACON, is just as healthy — bawk! — as chicken. But pork consumption has hit a rump patch, while chicken parts…

Northern Arapaho tribe’s deal with Whole Foods falls apart

The idea sounded so good: In “Meat with Meaning at Whole Foods,” his May 2009 post, Tyler Nemkov described how Whole Foods had contracted with California-based Panorama Meats to buy organic, grass-fed beef from a ranch owned by the Northern Arapaho tribe on the Wind River reservation. “If I’m going…

The new Yabby Hut swims with crawfish, crab, clams and shrimp

For all of you finicky fish heads lamenting the lack of fresh seafood in our fine city, meet the Yabby Hut, a new fish joint that opened three weeks ago at 3355 South Yarrow Street, in the former Giovanni’s Italian Cafe space. According to manager Linh Nguyen, the Yabby Hut…

Applebee’s is giving its Colorado restaurants a facelift in record speed

Craving some Applebee’s boneless buffalo wings? If you’re a frequent customer (really?) of the restaurant’s outpost at 410 South Colorado Boulevard, you’re just going to have to wait … until Thursday. The location, which temporarily shut down yesterday, is in the process of undergoing a startlingly swift transformation — involving…

Paris on the Platte goes mobile

Since the mid-1980s, crowds of hipsters have populated the dark rooms at Paris on the Platte, 1553 Platte Street, sipping espresso and smoking cigarettes (until December of last year, when the joint finally went non-smoking) in one of Denver’s favorite alternative coffeehouses. Now, the crew at Paris is taking its…

Mellow Mushroom opens to crazy crowds at the Tabor Center

When I got the hostess on the horn earlier today, she hung up on me. An immediate call-back was a short, pointed, one-sided conversation that went something like this: “We’re crazy, crazy busy; please call back later.” Click. Apparently Mellow Mushroom, which opened today at 1201 16th Street in the…

Lactating camels of Arabia heading to the U.S. and Canada

The Arabian deserts have brought us riches like oil — and, well, that’s about it. But all that will change when Dubai starts exporting one of its most valued treasures: camel milk. Camels are renowned for their nasty tempers and foul breath. Plus, they have a habit of spitting, just…

Guess where I’m eating?

Among the parade of dishes that littered last night’s dinner table was a fantastic bowl of fried rice stocked with fresh peas, ropes of mango, pork, green onions, carrot slivers and snow peas. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct answer to the…

Slurm, Butterbeer and Spoo: Fake foods we’re glad aren’t real

As important as food is to the real world, there aren’t all that many foods unique to the fictional world…which might be a very good thing, considering the inherent dangers in these following fake-foods and drinks. Some dangers are slight, others more sinister, some plain disgusting. But in the end,…

Guess where you’re eating? At a DINR restaurant, if you’re Jenny

Cafe Society served up three Guess Where I’m Eating/Drinking contests last week, ranging from these still-unidentified spring rolls to an as-yet unknown neighborhood joint’s steak dinner to these perogies soaking in butter. For correctly identifying Kinga’s as the culprit behind that dish, Jenny wins a DINR deck…

Get 7.11 ounces of free Slurpee this Sunday at 7-Eleven

There’s not much that satisfies on a sweltering summer day like a 7-Eleven Slurpee. And on Sunday, July 11 (a.k.a. 7/11), from 8 a.m. (not 7 a.m., unfortunately) to 11 p.m. you can score a free, 7.11-ounce mini-Slurpee at participating stores throughout the metro area. The date also marks the…

Guess where I’m eating?

I’m a sucker for spring rolls, and the tightly-wrapped cylinders above always satisfy my craving. Most of you will fire off the names of every Asian joint on Federal. But you’ll all be wrong. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct answer to…

This weekend: Peruvian street food cooking demo at the Denver Public Library

Denver’s street-food scene is exploding, what with all those cupcake trucks, biscuit-mobiles, gastro-carts on wheels and upscale taco wagons hawking their foodstuffs all over town. And the trend hasn’t gone unnoticed by the Denver Public Library’s free Fresh City Life programs, which integrates culinary demonstrations, recipe contests and other food-centric…

Okinawa is going in where Nohana Sushi went out

Tall, black temporary walls conceal the specifics, but there’s no hiding the fact that something’s going on at 2301 East Colfax Avenue, in the John Hand building. The liquor-license permit application indicates that a restaurant called Okinawa — we hear it’s a sushi joint — will occupy the space, which…

In the kitchen with Cafe Options chef Craig Dixon: Hummus

In this week’s Chef and Tell interview, Cafe Options chef Craig Dixon talks about why he believes Denver is the country’s top city for slinging food, how he wishes that citizen journalism reviews were more factual and his role at Cafe Options as both a chef and teacher to the…

Solar Grill has a sunny outlook — rain or shine

The sun never made an appearance when Brett Morris was manning his Solar Grill yesterday — but fortunately, the former hot-dog cart, which has been converted to almost-all solar power, still uses propane for its grill. So Morris, who’d had trouble finding a job and finally decided to take matters…