Reader: Lee Mulcahy is a bit of an idealist

Lee Mulcahy’s protracted and very public battle with Aspen’s Skico (which operates Snowmass) over ski instructor pay may have ended in some sense with his firing, but he’s not giving up yet; when he got a commission to do a bike sculpture for the USA Pro Cycling Challenge’s leg through…

Reader: A vote cowardly goddamned middle-of-the-roaders everywhere

There were a lot of things wrong with Erin Roberts-in-a-chicken-suit’s victory over me in Wednesday’s epic Man vs. Pigeon race — like, she was on a moped and I was on a bicycle, for starters, meaning she is a cheating cheater who cheats. But Roberts didn’t just win the race;…

A sneek peek at the hottest (literally) firefighters of the year

In a perfect world, firefighters would not wear those heavy, shapeless jackets they wear when fighting fires — they would be doing it shirtless, that all might see their turgid pectoral muscles and washboard abs as they glisten and twitch with the exertion of heroes’ work. But this is not…

Oh Target, my Target

So, I’m moving out. After a commenter on my post last week about yoga declared that I should really get out of my mother’s basement if I ever wanted to write about anything other than stretching and poop, I’m more than on it. Not to give this stalker, I mean…

Reader: Perpetuating the social stigma of furries

There’s no way to offend a sub-culture, it seems, like writing silly captions beneath pics of one of their gatherings. So it goes with furries, many of whom have been upset by my Furry Field Guide, which parodied a National Geographic-style wildlife manual using photos from the 2011 Rocky Mountain…

Lee Lee’s Quest is our browser game of the week

Marcus Richert’s Lee-Lee’s Quest isn’t a game you play because it’s going to move you or impress you with its visuals or even offer a challenge — you’ll play it because it’s weird, humorous, self-referential and just plain bizarre. It shouldn’t come as a surprise seeing as how it’s coming…

Five bizarre knittting patterns to work on tonight at Knitflix

Every month Knitflix meets at the Denver Public Library’s Fresh City Lounge to hang out, craft, and watch movies. In anticipation of the showing of depression-era flick Dinner at Eight tonight for crafters, we turned to the internet to find weird crafting patterns to take with you. Between bodily organs…

Reader: “I don’t go home and pee in a litterbox”

Probably in large part due to the popular misconception that it basically consists of sports mascots having sex, there are few subcultures more mysterious than furry fandom. Certainly, we tried to be sensitive when we interviewed Sorin Katt, coordinator of the Rocky Mountain Fur Con 2011, about what writer Cory…

Google+ adds games, now you can ignore work in new ways

What makes Google+ games, since people apparently now demand a gaming platform on every social network imaginable, different than Facebook games is pretty simple: the games don’t show up in your feed, meaning you won’t be bombarded with news every time a friend tops your score or plants a new…

Welcome Back to Bessemer! in Pueblo, where Colorado history was forged

The town of Bessemer, which immediately surrounded Pueblo’s storied reason-to-be, the mighty Colorado Fuel and Iron Company, was incorporated in 1886, 125 years ago. It was home to hard-working immigrants from around the world — Italians, Eastern Europeans, Germans, Asians and others — who moved to the area to work…

Reader: I will never apologize for my audible flatulence

After intermittent bouts with alcoholism and diet pills, Bree Davies has channeled her addictive personality into a somewhat less unhealthy obsession: yoga. That’s the subject of her latest edition of Breeality Bites, wherein she acknowledges that it comes with the side effect of trying to compete with grandmothers but denies…

Reader: I fully expected to be blown away

The first time doing anything is always a learning experience, and certainly Dana Cain and Tracy Weil’s first go at a Denver County Fair was no exception to that rule. Cain will change a few things next year, she told us yesterday — a bigger animal pavilion, more live competitions…

I’m addicted to yoga. What are you on?

I’ve always said that if I could have any super power in the world, it would be moderation. Being born with an addictive personality has been an interesting journey — from alcoholic to diet pill-popper to relentless gym worshipper, I have seen every ugly side of not being able to…

Reader: “You horse sell out”

With its routine reliance on rumors and anonymous sources, sports journalism is almost as bad as gossip journalism when it comes to crappy sourcing, a flaw our sports guy Steve Weishampel gleefully pointed out was like getting the news from Craigslist in his rant about it last week. On the…

Steve Wiebe gets the first kill screen at 1UP this weekend

Somewhat legendary Donkey Kong master and documentary film subject Steve Wiebe has dedicated all of his free time over the last several years to playing competitive Donkey Kong. He was the primary subject of the 2007 documentary, King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters and has flirted with having the…

Ten lucky finds at the summer Horseshoe Market: A preview

We unequivocally love the Berkeley district’s Horseshoe Market for a myriad of reasons, but mostly it’s a matter of the spirit of the thing, which is old and modern all at the same time: Its mix of vintage wares, unique handmades and trendy food and drink on wheels fits the…

Geeky pick-up lines to help you out at Single Bytes

Geeks, as we all know from Anthony Michael Hall’s romance outcome in The Breakfast Club, have a hard time getting the girl. Nevertheless, they’ll get some help tonight at Single Bytes, a dinner and singles night designed by chronic personals section editor Audrey Klammer to bring geeks together and let…

Why are movies so damn boring?

I have the attention span of a four-year-old. I can’t sit still for very long and I don’t like to watch things –particularly television shows and movies — without having something else going on at the same time. (Like a massive laundry folding undertaking or an organization project involving the…

Scottie Ewing on Finca Bellavista: “Right On”

There’s no denying that what Crested Butte couple Erica and Mateo Hogan is doing in Costa Rica is pretty cool: Spurred by their love of the rain forest, they bought up some 300 acres of it and created a fully sustainable Swiss Family Robinson-style tree-house community complete with zip-lines and…