100 Colorado Creatives: Michael Stanwood

It might be the oldest news around, but public schools are really broke. Denver Public Schools alone is facing $332 million in budget cuts this year — which means that already watered-down ‘nonessential’ programs will be further starved of funding or cut altogether. The arts, as usual, die first. Michael…

Reader: “I can’t believe SlashFilm would repost this article”

We don’t presume to be more than we are. Our list of the Six Worst Movies of the Summer was just our little opinion, and nothing more — until it got featured by national film site SlashFilm. Then it became definitive. But with the national recognition of being definitive complainers…

How to unsuccessfully give yourself an Internet makeover

This past Monday was, as far as I could tell, the last official day of summer. I decided to take advantage of this sad occasion by going for one final swim in my Aunt’s apartment complex pool, a pool I had been dipping in like it was my own all…

Adslife is our browser game of the week

Generally speaking, we don’t bother talking about paid games here, but in the case of Adslife we’re going to make a slight exception to the rule, because you can check out the first portion for free. Which is to say, Adslife is really something out of the ordinary — and…

Reader: This is a pretty weak list

It doesn’t really matter what your opinion is; there will always be somebody out there to angrily disagree with it — especially when that opinion comes in list form. Maybe it’s because a list is a compound opinion, or maybe it’s because the concept of the list implicitly excludes everything…

Reader: “Tell me what I can do to help you with this disaster”

For a couple of years running, there has been, bar none, no cooler holiday light display in town than Lonnie Hanzon’s Hudson Holiday extravaganza — and certainly none even close to capturing the mod psychedelia of Hanzon’s efforts — so when we got word that the show can’t go on…

Fancy Tiger Fall Fashion: A preview to the Preview

If you’re anything like me, there comes a point during the summer where you pretty much stop giving a shit what you look like. It’s too hot to wear anything but those jean shorts you cut off around May that are now so thin that people can see your actual…

Reader: There are a bunch of these jerks at Wash Park, too

Some people. One minute, you’re on the Cherry Creek Path enjoying a leisurely commute on your bicycle, the next you’re inches away from getting mowed down by some prick in Spandex without even the common decency to announce his presence. It happens to Bree Davies almost every day, and clearly…

Toddlers & Tiaras hits a new low with fake breasts on babies

Thanks to TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras, the semi-conscious portion of the population has gotten a glimpse into the totally bizarre world of children’s beauty pageants since 2009. One episode of this program is more than the average person ever needs to witness, but thanks to The Today Show, we were…

Hero’s Adventure is our browser game of the week

Sometimes, the best games only take a few minutes to play. Or, in the case of Terry Cavanagh’s Hero’s Adventure, about two minutes will suffice. It’s probably one of the shortest RPGs you’ll ever get a chance to experience, but if you happened to grow up in the mountains, it…

The $10 lift ticket and other Colorado Gems

Last week we looked at some of the best early-bird deals on season passes at Colorado ski areas; now that details of the 2011/2012 Colorado Gems Card from Colorado Ski Country USA have been announced, we’d be remiss in not mentioning that its $10 price tag makes it a must-buy,…

Reader: Well done, Zombie Fest. Well done indeed.

One of these things is not like the others: The Air Force Academy, Fort Carson, Focus on the Family, a sick zombie party. As Stephanie DeCamp observed in her write-up of Zombie Fest yesterday, Colorado Springs, our frothing neighbor to the south, is not exactly the most likely place punk-rock…

100 Colorado Creatives: Dylan Scholinski

Colorado Creatives #94: Dylan Scholinski Dylan Scholinski has not lived an easy life. Born a girl named Daphne and sent at fifteen to a mental hospital with the diagnosis ‘inappropriate female,’ Scholinski spent the majority of his high school years training extensively in what his doctors considered proper femininity. “I…

All comment threads lead to illegal immigration

It’s like a weird rule of web-based journalism that, if a post generates more than about six or seven reader comments, the discussion must somehow inevitably delineate to illegal immigration, no matter how unrelated to illegal immigration the original post was. It’s still pretty disconcerting every time it happens, but…

Lakeside is awesome

Americans like to spend money on crap. We also like to think that the more money we waste on said crap, the better it will make us feel when other people see it. Amusement parks — like Elitch Gardens and Lakeside — definitely fall into this illusion of worth. It…

Reader: Going to give you guys much props

Perhaps with good reason, furries are a sensitive bunch, it seems — or at least the ones that are also commenters are. Whether it was our Furry Field Guide (they really didn’t like that one) or our interview with Rocky Mountain Fur Con coordinator Sorin Katt, our furry readership largely…