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At this writing, the top Twitter hashtag in Denver is #MyThoughtsDuringSex. As well it should be.
Not all of the tweets on this topic qualify as hilarious. In fact, some of them will leave you feeling in need of a shower — alone. But plenty others are hilarious. We’ve collected twenty that struck our funny bone (insert rude joke here). Check them out below.
#MyThoughtsDuringSex don’t call him the wrong name, don’t call him the wrong name.
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— Mandingo. (@_MarikoMae) April 5, 2012
#mythoughtsduringsex I hope she knows we’re still just friends— Tom Farago (@tomfarago) April 5, 2012
#MyThoughtsDuringSex I’m hungry.. Time to fake an injury in 3..2…1..
— MeLodiC(@Melody_Psycho) April 5, 2012advertisementadvertisement
I hope my mom doesnt hear us…#MyThoughtsDuringSex— BadAssVicky (@TheRealVeana) April 5, 2012
#MyThoughtsDuringSex Anyone have an estimate on how many times the phrase “You know what I mean?” has been uttered in sports interviews?
— MJD (@metrofudge) April 5, 2012advertisement
#mythoughtsduringsex is Bin Laden really dead?— Melodik Flows (@somelodik) April 5, 2012
#mythoughtsduringsex i aint cleaning up
— MichaelMcNally (@mikeypiffsalot) April 5, 2012advertisementadvertisement
#MyThoughtsDuringSex i need to change the position, i’m wastin too much energy with this one— Nabil Wahbi (@WahbiNabil) April 5, 2012
#MyThoughtsDuringSex In my head: “I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America…”
— Alec McKanna (@aleczorz) April 5, 2012advertisement
#MyThoughtsDuringSex definitely playing madden when I get home— Xavier lewis (@VikingPride84) April 5, 2012
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#Mythoughtsduringsex I deff should have charged more.— Rosa Soto (@RosiieXx3) April 5, 2012
#mythoughtsduringsex “OK let me make it sound believable like he’s really doing something
— Anti-BullShit (@TeAm_meNJayden) April 5, 2012advertisement
#MyThoughtsDuringSex any longer in this position and I’m bound to catch a Charlie horse— vIsto (@ItsVisto) April 5, 2012
#MyThoughtsDuringSex I wish we could record this
— Reggie Breeden (@ReggieTheKidd) April 5, 2012advertisementadvertisement
#MyThoughtsDuringSex Why is he making more noise than me ?— Taylor C. (@Yup_itsMe) April 5, 2012
#MyThoughtsDuringSex please don’t get pregnant please don’t get pregnant please don’t get pregnant!
— MyDayApril 11, aries (@YouBettaWatchEm) April 5, 2012advertisement
#mythoughtsduringsex i wonder what marilyn manson is doing right now?— ☯★彡☆☯★彡☆☯★彡☆☯ (@carlyswens) April 5, 2012
#mythoughtsduringsex oh…Ashley just texted me..maybe I should pick up my phone and read… @AshleyMancini10
— stephanie mancini (@houdini_mancini) April 5, 2012advertisementadvertisement
#MyThoughtsDuringSex Oh wait something needs to happen before you have thoughts during it.— Liam Cannon (@BIG_LI_123) April 5, 2012
#MyThoughtsDuringSex my arm is getting tired
— Ryan Myerz (@raanmaarz) April 5, 2012advertisement
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