Terrifying Church Sign of the Day

"Globalization: God Said It First." This sermon preview (seen at the Lighthouse Christian Center in Grand Junction on August 2) tells us that Our Heavenly Father wanted all of us to hew to a single worldwide faith -- check that...a single Christian worldwide faith. So I guess that means we...
By Michael Roberts
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“Globalization: God Said It First.” This sermon preview (seen at the Lighthouse Christian Center in Grand Junction on August 2) tells us that Our Heavenly Father wanted all of us to hew to a single worldwide faith — check that…a single Christian worldwide faith. So I guess that means we should go out and remind everyone who follows a different religious path (or none at all) that they need to get in line! And if they don’t, well, we’ll send them straight to hell — that Christian hell they don’t believe in now but certainly will after an eternity spent with their flesh engulfed in flame! You know: Like a jihad! Except a Christian one! Amen! — Michael Roberts

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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