I Drink, Therefore I Am… (Worst Drunk Ever Contest)

Patrick Osborn, Westword's Drunk of the Week columnist, is leaving, and we want to send him off with a properly toasted toast! So we're collecting the very best drunk stories we can find, and will honor the winner with a hundred-dollar bill he/she can spend at the drinking establishment of...
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Patrick Osborn, Westword’s Drunk of the Week columnist, is leaving, and we want to send him off with a properly toasted toast! So we’re collecting the very best drunk stories we can find, and will honor the winner with a hundred-dollar bill he/she can spend at the drinking establishment of his/her choice.

Toast our Drunk of the Week!

Here are the rules:

Details:

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$50,000

— Write down your memories of your Worst Drunk Ever — No more than 500 words, if possible — Send your entries to I Drink, Therefore I Am, at drunk@westword.com

Eligibility:

— This contest is open to any individual residing in the United States. — You must be of legal drinking age (21 and over) — Only one entry per person — Address, telephone number, and e-mail address must be included with your entry — Entries must be in by 06/09/2007 at midnight

Judging Procedures:

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June 11 2007 The five finalist entries will be posted on The Latest Word

June 11, 2007-June 18, 2007 The Latest Word readers will vote for their favorite entry

June 27, 2007 Winner announced

Awards:

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— 1st Prize US $100 — Submission will be published in a future issue of Westword.

Crystal Preston-Watson

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