How Mormons sold their religion to Mexicans

Dear Readers: As you read this, my trusty burro, pigtailed chica and I are crisscrossing Aztlán researching Mexican food. So now is as bueno as any time to do some housecleaning for the columna. Hay que start with a letter from the Mexican’s longtime amigo, William Lobdell. For years one…

John Elway for governor — a Hail Mary for the Republicans

“Is there anything we can do to win the governor’s race?” asked registered Republican Jon Caldara, moaning and grabbing what would be his hair, during yesterday’s taping of Devil’s Advocate (the show airs tomorrow on Channel 12). Well, yes, I told him: You can convince John Elway, the state’s biggest…

How do Mexicans like their coffee?

Dear Mexican: As a proud New Yorker, I gotta ask: What the FUCK is up with Mexican food in this city? Sure, we’re used to getting owned by California and Texas and even Chicago when it comes to getting kick-ass, cheap, regional Mexican food. But I just got back from…

Unaffiliated voters can party today in Colorado

Since January 1, 82,000 unaffiliated Colorado voters have switched their registration to an official party — most allying with the Republicans. But that leaves over 750,000 unaffiliated voters who still have a chance to affiliate with a party today…