Why do Mexican teenagers shave their heads?

Dear Mexican: Why can AeroMexico Airlines fly through any kind of weather conditions to get to and from the United States, but any kind of little ice sprinkle or heavy wind, and domestic airlines in the U.S. cancel two days’ worth of flights? For two consecutive winters, I’ve had Chicago-to-Houston-to-Leon,…

Denver Nativity Scene: What grinch stole this Christmas mural?

Denver’s holiday display wasn’t always such an orgy of bad taste. Back in 1935, just three years after the Denver City and County Building was completed, muralist Louise Emerson Ronnebeck created a 76-foot-long Nativity painting for its pediment — a painting that has since gone missing. What grinch stole this…

Pit-bull service-dog exemption rejected by Denver City Council

Long before the Americans with Disabilities Act was revised to protect pit bulls as service dogs, critics have been snapping at Denver’s 1989 ordinance that bans the breed. But last night, Denver City Council brushed aside both the critics and the feds in upholding the ban. And that bites!…

Parking ticket Scrooge has no holiday spirit: Bah humbug!

Bah humbug. On Wednesday, while I was inside the Denver Motor Vehicle office renewing my plates, my car parked outside on Welton Street was ticketed — for expired plates. Yesterday, I visited the parking referee — and here’s some free advice that will cost me $75: Do not expect mercy…

Wynkoop and Breckenridge Brewery groups brew up a joint venture: Update

Two weeks ago, the merger of local Rock Bottom Brewing with the Tennessee-based Gordon Biersch brewpub chain formed one of the largest craft-beer-focused companies in the country: Craftworks Restaurants & Breweries. And now, as we reported earlier today, another big deal in the works: The Wynkoop Restaurant Group, which started…

What’s the deal with Mexicans and pinatas?

Dear Mexican: This güero downloaded the Arizona SB 1070 bill, did a search on the document for “Mexicans,” and did not come up with a single hit. What’s up with that? Since you are such an acknowledged expert at pointing out Mexican-hating here in the American Southwest (your words, not…

Thanksgiving dinner on the run: We brake for turkey jerky

Procrastinating travelers who had no time to shop for supplies on their way to grandmother’s house for Thanksgiving dinner were in luck if they were driving Interstate 10 through southeastern Arizona. Dwayne’s Fresh Jerky, a stop just off the road at Bowie, was selling both turkey jerky and dried cranberries…

Ken Salazar gets roasted by Michelle Malkin as a political turkey

When Michelle Malkin moved to Colorado, Ken Salazar still represented this state in the U.S. Senate. But then Salazar left what would have been a safe seat (judging from Michael Bennet’s victory over Ken Buck) to become Barack Obama’s Secretary of the Interior — a much more dangerous spot, where…

Not all Mexicans know how to dance salsa

Dear Mexican: I am a mutt. My father’s father was an illegal immigrant from Mexico. My mother’s father was an illegal immigrant from Ireland. My surname is Mexican and is usually mispronounced by gabachos and pendejos alike. I look more Irish than Mexican. And as my father never spoke it…

Kevin Burke v. Denver Magazine, with a twist

As a mixologist, Kevin Burke knows how to pour it on. And yesterday, he was all contrition in his apology to Denver Magazine, the publication that had repeated a bunch of whoppers that Burke, a finalist for the pub’s Mixologist of the Year, had fed them for last month’s food…