Colorado will close a lascivious loophole today when Governor Bill Ritter signs SB 128, a law making it illegal to videotape other people (say, two girls trying on clothes in a hotel room) without their permission (say, through a peephole in the wall of a neighboring hotel room). You’d think…
Dear Mexican: During the late 1960s, I worked a summer job in southern Arizona, where most of my co-workers were Mexicans from the state of Sonora. Their favorite expression when something was broken was no vale verga, literally “not worth dick,” but actually meaning “totally fucked up.” What happened with…
Denver International Airport has already inspired a planeload of conspiracy theories — that it’s built on an Indian graveyard, that aliens live in tunnels below the terminal, that it’s set up to become a concentration camp for Denver citizens. The long-delayed installation of Luis Jimenez’s red-eyed demon horse, “Mustang,” which…
“Now Open Under New Management,” says the beer banner installned by the now old-new management in the completely dark Jezebel’s Juke Joint & Brothel, the spot at 3862 High Street that was formerly the High Street Speakeasy and a host of other has-beens. The web site is only slightly more…
For a city that embraces reading, Denver has never really embraced the One Book, One Denver program — not even after last year’s votingpalooza for the fifth edition, tied to a secret National Endowment for the Arts grant from the Big Read program, which resulted in the pick of To…
The last time stunt-eater Adam Richman, star of Man V. Food, was seen chowing down in Denver, he was taking on the seven-pound burrito at Jack-n-Grill. And after many hours of prepping and filming and chatting and chewing, the burrito won. But that didn’t discourage Richman from making a secret,…
The Colorado Supreme Court does not care about my definition of a caregiver. This week, the court declined to consider the appeals court ruling that upheld the controversial conviction of Stacy Clendenin, a Longmont medical marijuana grower who was convicted of drug distribution because she did not qualify as a…
Today, President Barack Obama gets to enjoy the ultimate, inevitable result of tapping Janet Napolitano — Janet Napolitano, as though the governor of Arizona was the ideal person for the job! — to head the Homeland Security department: He’ll meet with Republican governor Jan “Jannie Get Her Gun” Brewer, who,…
Dear Mexican: I work at a high school where there are a significant number of students without papers. Two students I’d worked with for four years (one from Mexico, the other from Paraguay) graduated last June, and they are now attending community college. They have both read your books. My…
The highway up Mount Evans opened at 8 a.m. last Friday, after a Colorado Department of Transportation crew had shoveled the last snow off the highest road in North America. Over the next three months, tens of thousands of cars will make the trip up State Highway 5, which starts…
During the 35 years that Lawrence Pierre owned Pierre’s Supper Club, a venue at 2157 Downing Street, it was one of the town’s most venerated watering holes — both for hooking some fried catfish and for hooking up with some nightlife action. But after he sold the place in 2003…
The Deepwater Horizon disaster keeps spilling into my inbox, more than 1,300 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, where there’s “oil for miles and miles,” Attorney General Eric Holder lamented yesterday in New Orleans. Denver is more than 1,300 miles from the Big Easy, but the disaster has spilled into…
June 1 may — or may not — be Pierre Wolfe Day in Denver, but the party tomorrow is definitely on: Wolfe will host a benefit luncheon for PHAMALY, the incredible theater troupe whose members all face health challenges. Although Mayor John Hickenlooper did declare June 1, 2006, Pierre Wolfe…
In the late ’80s, after the oil-busted Denver economy had been bumping along the bottom for years, longtime Denver residents were fleeing this town in search of greener pastures (and Denver was so down, a blade of grass was looking pretty green). So when anyone new came to town –…
Squeaky Bean opened a year ago this weekend at 3301 Tejon Street, and against all odds in the twelve months since, this little restaurant with the much littler kitchen has managed to turn out big meals and attract big crowds. There should be as big crowd today, when the Squeaky…
Erik Osborn has been convicted twice of felony theft — but the developer won’t be going to the Big House. Yesterday, Denver District Judge Robert McGahey sentenced Osborn to ten years of community corrections for diverting investor funds meant for 1800 Glenarm Place. Those ten years will follow the ten…
Without the late Karle Seydel, Denver’s major-league ballpark wouldn’t have landed where Coors Field is today. There were three sites considered — one on land owned by Phil Anschutz, who had a lot more clout than Seydel, an urban planner who was devoting himself to the area north of LoDo…
Dear Mexican: I have a sister. I read your column each time it comes out in the Tucson Weekly. Once, we were talking about all the hatred against Mexicans in our state, and my sister said, “Sis, why do they hate Mexicans so much in Arizona? Why do they hate…
Scottie Ewing has had quite the career. While still a pro skier, he became an entrepreneur, starting a number of businesses that promoted partying… and prostitution. I first encountered him when he’d opened a swingers’ club, the Sindicate, in a very unlikely spot — the arts district on Navajo Street…
For someone who talks a lot — to Meet the Press Sunday, to CNN yesterday — Pennsylvania representative Joe Sestak doesn’t say a lot. Especially when he’s pressed for specifics about who at the White House offered him a job if he skipped the Pennsylvania Senate primary, where he trounced…
Even before it opened last fall, we had our doubts about the SportsBook. For starters, a slew of upscale sports bars were suddenly springing up in LoDo, giving this spot plenty of competition. And then there were the servers — dressed as sexy librarians. Well, you can judge this book…
Governor Bill Ritter will sign a slew of bills this week — the deadline for action on all legislation coming out of this past session is June 11 — but he put HB 1364 on a fast track, Vetoing the bill Friday afternoon. He did the right thing. As the…
