Three BenchWarmers are benched for good

Just six weeks ago, Kevin Foote was opening his third BenchWarmers Tavern & Grill in a month, and offering this explanation of the origins of his mini-chain: “I was at a Colorado Avalanche game one evening with friends. We overheard some of the fans complaining about how cold they were…

Marijuana Licensing Authority calls “emergency” residency hearing

On Sunday, August 1 — officially “Colorado Day” — Colorado collected the last medical marijuana business applications it will accept before officially shutting out any new operations until July 2011, in accordance with new state law. And the state is wasting no time further defining those laws: The first rule-making…

Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie? I’d pay not to drink it.

Frankly, I think Jamba Juice owes me more than a buck off for the urp-factor of the e-mail I just opened: Jamba Juice Launches Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie! “What’s beefy, smothered in cheese, loaded with your favorite condiments and blended to creamy perfection? Jamba Juice’s new Cheeseburger Chill smoothie, of course!”…

Gourmet truck trend is rolling, but El Mariachi is grounded

Gourmet trucks are all the rage right now — but sadly, El Mariachi is stuck in park. Although loncherias have a long, noble history in Denver, Jesse Morreale and Sean Yontz were the first to get on board the tricked-out truck concept, creating El Mariachi, a hipster taco truck, for…

Ken Buck steps in it at Independence Institute

When I met Ken Buck at the Independence Institute’s ATF event Saturday, I asked what he thought about Jane Norton injecting gender into the race with a new commercial asking whether he was “man enough” to be a senator. Buck responded by telling me that Norton had recently said the…

Is the number of Mexican Mormons growing?

Dear Mexican: I heard Mormonism is a quickly spreading religion down in ye olde Mexico. What is it about this religion that a lot of Mexicans find so fascinating? Jack Mormón Dear Gabacho: Historically? Mexico has long had the second-largest community of Mormons in the world after the United States;…

Tom Tancredo takes aim at a run for governor

Scott McInnis may be “in it to win it,” but Tom Tancredo is in it to spin it. If the former congressman can figure out a way to get into the gubernatorial race alongside “Musings on Water” McInnis and Dan Maes, the dark-horse candidate who was at his most popular…

Tony’s Bistro now serving breakfast

When Tony’s Market decided to open a downtown store, it added an amenity you won’t find at any of the suburban Tony’s outlets: a bistro where you can not only sit and enjoy a meal, but order an alcoholic beverage to take with you as you shop, since the liquor…

Ex marks the spat: Dump the pendejo, already

Dear Mexican: Most Mexicans I know (myself included) feel it’s a terrible disrespect to keep old photos around of you and your ex, and vice versa. I’d never keep pictures of me and an ex around to try and push my new/current boyfriend’s buttons; I guess I feel it’s a…