The guayabera says something about its owner

Dear Readers: The Mexican is currently dealing with deportation issues but will return next week once he builds his fifteen-foot escalera to climb over that pesky fourteen-foot wall. In the meantime, here are some oldies but goodies to tide you over like yesterday’s menudo. Enjoy! Dear Mexican: It seems that…

Why aren’t legal immigrants angrier about the illegal ones?

Dear Mexican: You mentioned in the past that your dad is against illegal immigration, but that’s a voice you never hear. Why aren’t the legal immigrants and legal aliens “vocally outraged” about the illegals who drive down wages, drive up housing prices, use government services, give all immigrants a bad…

A snowy trip into DIA…and back in time

JetBlue brought me to Denver last night only a few hours late. But even though we landed at Denver International Airport, with its all-weather runways, I felt transported back to another airport — the old Stapleton International Airport — and thirty years back in time, to the Blizzard of 1982…

Get ready for the 2013 MasterMinds

Denver is full of aesthetic adventurers and artists who are changing the cultural landscape. They’re among Denver’s greatest assets, the reason this city attracted more of the desirable 25-to-34-year-old demo than any other area in recent years. They’re Colorado’s creative capital…

How do I maximize my burrito-eating skills?

Dear Mexican: In the past, you have defended illegal immigrants by arguing that they (paraphrasing one of your previous columns) will do the jobs gabachos won’t do for the same wages. I agree. I have a white-collar job, so I’m totally content to benefit from the low prices brought about…

Sand Creek Massacre story has universal importance

The story of the Sand Creek Massacre is a difficult one to tell — but also a critical one to tell, and tell right. That’s why the Northern Cheyenne are so disappointed with Collision, the History Colorado exhibit, that they have asked it be taken down. That’s why two lectures…

Rocky Mountain Greenway announcement today had a rocky buildup

At 2 p.m. today, Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar will join Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood and Governor John Hickenlooper to make a “major announcement” about the Rocky Mountain Greenway, and also celebrate the recent expansion that added 1,200 acres of wildlife habitate to Rocky Flats National Wildlife Refuge…

Why do Mexican use streets as their playgrounds?

Dear Mexican: I’m 39. My stepdad — who raised me — just died. This freed my mother to tell me (Stepdad always forbade it) that the man I thought was my biological father all this time was not. The man who IS my biological father is Mexican…totally (i.e., both of…

Scott Gessler is off the hook from Westword, but not from everybody

We won’t be pressing charges against Scott Gessler for taking more than five copies of Westword — although there have certainly been hints that we should call the Denver District Attorney’s office to see if Colorado’s controversial Secretary of State could be prosecuted for violating the state’s newspaper-theft statute. But…

Are Cubans just Mexicans with connections?

Dear Mexican: The pinche Republicans are making a gigante ruido about their “Hispanic” senators in Congress. ¡Wachale! Lets call a pendejo a pendejo. Please discuss with tu audienca what Mexicans really think about Cubans in these Estados Unidos. El Güero Tejano (no Cubano) Dear Mexican: As a recent transplant from…