The Mouth That Roared

Begin with the tattoo and Leonard’s big, bald head, because the tattoo that screams from atop Leonard’s big, bald head says it all. On Wednesday, September 1, Leonard Carlo had just returned from a trip to Alamosa when the manager of his Colorado Springs bar delivered the bad news: Two…

Twenty-First Century Fox

Appearances are important at Channel 31, Denver’s Fox affiliate. For example, while a request for an interview with news director Bill Dallman, who is putting together a 9-to-10 p.m. newscast tentatively scheduled to debut in late spring or summer, is happily granted, there’s a string attached: Promotion and marketing manager…

Boxed In

In case you missed it, Denver heavyweight Will Hinton fought former World Boxing Council champion and current contender Oliver McCall last month in a small arena at the Grand Casino in Tunica, Mississippi. To say the fight did not go well for Hinton would be like suggesting that Mike Tyson…

Where the Buffalo Moan

It takes someone with a bit of a culinary wild side to try the appetizer of sliced buffalo tongue with caper sauce at The Fort in Morrison. Even the bay-leaf-and-black-pepper seasoning doesn’t change the fact that you are about to bite into, well, the tongue of a buffalo. But, hell,…

All the World’s an Empty Stage

When the lights dim over the crowd, a child clad in African robes ascends the stage and in a slightly nervous voice introduces The Black Nativity. The cast gathers on stage one by one until one becomes forty, and for the next two hours, one powerful voice after another belts…

Platinum Sol

Here’s a lesson for young CEO wannabes looking for negotiating tips: When you agree to become a chief executive officer of, say, a local phone company, make sure that your contract has a clause in it that ensures that if you lose your job through a merger, your landing will…

Follow That Story

A veteran official of the Colorado Department of Corrections resigned last week in the wake of controversy surrounding two sexual-harassment lawsuits that have cost the state more than a million dollars. The departure of Joe Paolino, associate warden of the Territorial Correctional Facility, came three weeks after a $287,500 settlement…

Off Limits

Future shlockOnce upon a time, Denver was so trendy that the think tank that would go on to name Colorado a “bellwether” state was actually based here. But when John Naisbitt’s Megatrends made the bigtime in the early ’80s, he moved his office to Telluride (with a satellite in D.C.),…

Coulda. Woulda. Shoulda.

Here, then, is the narrow ledge paced by all professional athletes. Fall off one side and you land in a pile of Monday Night fame, immortality and flattering TV graphics. Topple off the other and you sit in a small but neat white house with blue trim just off Five…

For Heaven’s Sake!

Heaven, December 31, 1999 Once again, it’s time for the millennial survey of all that is my dominion. And as I look out over the heavens and Earth, one thing troubles me greatly: the state of Colorado. Those people live in the closest thing left to Eden, but I haven’t…

A Sporting Chance

All right, then. Just how long has it been since your Denver Broncos rose from the slough of despond to win a pair of Super Bowls? A thousand days? How long since the icon John Elway hung up his cleats and Terrell Davis went into traction and Shannon Sharpe decided…

Hall of Shame 1999

John Stone As chaos reigned inside Columbine High School on April 20, Jefferson County Sheriff John Stone told reporters that as many as 25 people could be dead as a result of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold’s rampage. Eight months later he defended those erroneous statements, telling the Rocky Mountain…

Sad But True

Welcome to Colorado — Now Go Home At the beginning of 1999, the state began replacing its fading purple-and-orange “Welcome to Colorado: Mountains and Much More!” border signs, which had been criticized as “too California.” For $133,000, the signs were replaced with brand-new “nostalgic” brown highway signs with jagged edges…

Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Beer Wolf (not his real name) steps from his bedroom into his basement studio, a large glass jar in his hand. As he unscrews the lid and presents the jar to a visitor, a musty aroma wafts up from the leafy green resinous material within. “You can’t buy this around…

Soup With a Smile

It’s a cold Friday evening in Denver, and 100 people have gathered at the Catholic Worker Soup Kitchen for a free meal. Steamy bowls of cream of chicken soup sit next to servings of tossed salad and slices of apple pie; a friendly volunteer walks around the room, pouring coffee…

A Real Harass Man

Warning: The language in this story may be considered inappropriate for children and quite possibly revolting by any adult not employed by the Colorado Department of Corrections. Whatever else you might say about Joe Paolino, he’s not shy about handing out compliments. One woman who worked for him says he…

Growing Like a Weed

Coloradans have watched in despair the past few years as ticky-tacky subdivisions and ugly big-box retail stores have sprung up in once-bucolic landscapes. Growth now routinely tops the list of issues residents are most upset about, and the coming year will be a pivotal one for those who want to…

A Long Shot

In 1989, Denver voters approved a $2.5 million bond for what would have been the city’s eighth golf course on an empty chunk of land close to the area where Denver International Airport would be built. Throughout the 1990s, the city talked a good game about building the course at…

Off Limits

In a class by itselfIn the next two months, juniors and seniors in a civics class at Alta Vista High School in Mountain View, California, will get a chance to do something that Boulder District Attorney Alex Hunter probably never will: interpret the evidence in the JonBenét Ramsey case and…

Silent Night

It’s consuming him, the murder of his daughter. He knows this, feels himself becoming overwhelmed, but he can’t stop. “I think about it before I go to bed. I think about it when I wake up in the middle of the night. I think about it when I get up…

Wake-up Call

Steve Grund may be the news director at Channel 2, but a big part of his approach is pure show business. And why not? News is an important profit center for stations, and those profits go up, up, up when more people tune in, just as they do with entertainment…

Thank God for Bob!

Look behind us,” says Eric Nellis. “It’s the highway patrol.” Damn straight — zooming up behind the sedan Nellis is driving along a lonely stretch of Wyoming road on this crisp but clear November morning is a squad car with its light rack percolating. Nellis, a clean-cut 22-year-old with a…