Andrew Speaker: The Flying Prick

As we members of the human race continue along our perpetual path of growing, procreating, relocating from the city to the suburbs, then dying, we are forced to endure many insipid rituals along the way. We share baby photos with one another and have to pretend that we’re interested in…

Kink in the System

The Colorado Supreme Court may soon have an opportunity to consider masochism and municipal code. After Commerce City denied a local private BDSM club a sexually oriented business license, the club’s owners, Michael R. and Deb O’Keefe, took the city to court (“Fit to Be Tied,” April 12). The Colorado…

March of the Furries

This past Saturday afternoon, about two dozen fully suited furries — wolves and other canines, a few rabbits, some cats, something that might be a skunk — left the confines of Rocky Mountain Fur Con, Denver’s first furry convention, and paraded down the 16th Street Mall to the befuddlement of…

Dusty Saunders Hits the Trail

In his May 31 farewell column, veteran broadcasting critic Dusty Saunders posited that he’s written more words for the Rocky Mountain News than anyone else in its 148-year history — and the numbers back him up. He spent an astonishing 53 years as a scribbler or editor at the paper,…

Letters to the Editor

“Give It Up!,” Luke Turf, May 24 A Really Beg Deal I found “Give It Up” very interesting. To start off, I would like to say that I sympathize with anyone mistreated by the police. That being said, I have to applaud the police in their efforts to stop people…

A DAM Shame — Miller Leaves the Museum

Lewis Sharp, director of the Denver Art Museum, stunned the board of trustees this morning with the announcement that R. Craig Miller, founder of the department of architecture, design and graphics, was resigning and had taken a job at the Indianapolis Museum of Art. The IMA is one of the…

No Word on Ward

How much of a distraction has embattled Professor Ward Churchill been to folks at the University of Colorado-Boulder? A June 6 press release sent out by Michelle McKinney, director of communications for CU president Hank Brown, offers a clue…

Chicken Wings with a Nice Chianti

I saw this giant chicken cutout while driving toward downtown on Larimer Street this morning. The one at about 25th and Larimer really befuddled me, seeing as how that’s an area real estate developers like to euphemistically call “in transition” — especially for guerilla marketing about California wines. This one…

Nicolas Cage: Woman Fighter

Yeah, you heard right. He fights women. And acts as a human sacrifice. And plenty of other awesomeness. How did Nicolas Cage not win an Oscar for this movie?– Cory Casciato P.S. Watch it. Do it. This is seriously one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen…

Motos! Diablos!

06.02.07 Sant Joan, Mallorca Spain Chief, I´ve got a hot one involving fascist Franquista motorcyclists terrorizing a small village here on the island of Mallorca. Sinister undercurrents abound, but to do this story right, I´m gonna need some money. I´m talking enough money to buy—minimum—a 250cc Yamaha dirt bike, pay…

Downtown Supermarket Planned

About damn time. As reported on the Denver Infill blog, plans are in the works to include space for a much-needed supermarket downtown at 19th and Chestnut, just west of Union Station. The developer, Nichols Partnership, the same team behind the Clayton Lane complex in Cherry Creek, and the Spire…

No Play

The last item of the May 24 Message column noted that execs at the Denver Post had been discussing the future of the Sunday Style section, and suggested that its survival was unlikely. Turns out, though, that Style lives on — sort of. The Tuesday, June 5, Post presents the…

Our Fascist Future Revealed at DIA

This little documentary claims to unravel the secret fascist symbology contained in the design and decoration of DIA. Prepare to be shocked, amazed, even terrified as the listless offscreen narrator expounds on theories that sound like they came straight out of a ten-day cough syrup and model glue bender…

Denver Run-Off Election Ballots Due Today

For those of us who live in Denver City Council districts 3, 7 and 8, and haven’t yet turned in our run-off election ballots, they’re due tomorrow (Tuesday, June 5). But don’t go to your normal drop-off location, it’s not likely to be open and accepting. Here’s the list of…

Spotlight on Spotlight

The edition of the Message slated to appear in the June 7 edition of Westword deals in large part with the ways attrition and a buyout package aimed at ridding the staff of expensive older employees is impacting Spotlight, the arts-and-entertainment section of the Rocky Mountain News. Executives at the…

CHUN Capitol Hill People’s Fair

Day Two Event Spotlight Today is all about the music. So make sure you catch as many great acts as you can before the fair ends tonight at 7:00 Music Schedule Main Stage 10:00 10:30 People’s Fair Ladies Lounge 10:40 11:20 Burgandy Brown 11:30 12:15 Steve Crenshaw and the Blues…

CHUN Capitol Hill People’s Fair

Day One Event Spotlight Street Side Mural Project — If you never experience live art, this is worth checking out. Local artist will create five murals each with its own unique theme. The murals will be located across from the Performance and Cultural Stage Music Schedule Main Stage 10:00 10:30…