The “Welcome Back Haggard” Theme Song

When Mr. Kotter came back to Brooklyn, he was welcomed by the Sweathogs with open arms… eventually. Maybe that same thing will happen between Ted Haggard and the congregation of the New Life Church, which he once led. Hey, with a name like “New Life Church,” they’ve got to be…

Peter Boyles Defends Don Imus — Sort of

The latest Don Imus controversy, spurred by the rhetorical question “What color is he?,” which Imus asked during a show following mention of trouble-prone footballer Adam “Pacman” Jones, was topic one on Peter Boyles’ KHOW morning show on June 24. “It’s one of those mornings where everyone’s going to be…

Oil Shale Rush Is Déjà Vu All Over Again

The Paramount Theater has played host to an eclectic array of shows, but few are more unlikely than the one taking place on June 23: the first public hearing in a proposed week’s worth of sessions at which Coloradoans are encouraged to weigh in on proposed regulations related to the…

The Westword.com Blog Shortcut, June 23 Edition

What else is happening in the Westword.com blog universe? Glad you asked. Backbeat Online includes a review of the city-shaking Fluid reunion show, plus our take on a Red Rocks performance by once-and-future Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant and bluegrass lass Alison Krauss, plus a review of Broken Spindles at…

Shmuck of the Week

Yes, air travel makes us angry. And as discussed in the previous installment of Shmuck of the Week, airlines like United are often to blame. But in some cases, passengers deserve to carry their share of the baggage for ever-more interesting bouts of air rage. Christina E. Szele, please report…

Don Becker Remembered by Friends…and Roseanne

Friends of Don Becker — Denver’s favorite one-armed, bi-polar comic/poet/playwright who passed away this past May, whose story I told here -– gathered upstairs at the Mercury Café Sunday afternoon to celebrate their gifted pal. Drink tickets were handed out and, per Don’s request, the event had the festive air…

Adding Fine Print to Carmelo Anthony’s No-Trade Agreement

So the Denver Nuggets have told Carmelo Anthony’s agent, Calvin Andrews, that they have no intention of trading him. Fine. That’s the right move, since there’s no way they would have gotten equal value for him. Keeping Allen Iverson for another season makes sense, too, for the same reason: The…

The Top Ten Welcome Home Gifts for Ted Haggard

On June 22, the Colorado Springs Gazette reported that Ted Haggard, who’d been asked to leave his post as chief evangelical at New Life Church in 2006 after admitting to “sexual immorality” in his dealings with Denver masseuse Mike Jones, had returned to his Colorado Springs home after an extended…

Delegating Denver #49 of 56: Utah

View larger image Utah Total Number of Delegates: 29 Pledged: 23 Unpledged: 6 How to Recognize a Utah Delegate: Based on national news stories, most Americans would think it was easier to get a second wife than a second drink while visiting Utah — as if residents of the Beehive…

AM 760’s Condescending PrideFest Tie-In

By all accounts, PrideFest, a tribute to all things GLBT whose 2008 edition took place on June 21 and 22, was a well-attended success. But the Rocky Mountain News’ June 23 coverage of the event spotlighted an embarrassing misstep by one of the bash’s sponsors, AM 760. As shown in…

State Patrol Targets Tipsy’s Liquor World

Tipsy’s Liquor World, at Bowles and C-470, isn’t just another alcohol-supply store. As Westword pointed out in this May piece, it’s 87,000 square feet of huge — a veritable booze resort supplemented by two restaurants, Pickles Deli and Twigs Wine Bar, not to mention a posh tasting area outfitted with…

Bill Romanowski Talks Supplements in Get Smart

Get Smart, which opened on June 20, topped the box office during its first weekend in theaters, hauling in an estimated $39.2 million despite deservedly mixed reviews; the flick, starring Steve Carrell, starts off fairly strong but gets less funny (hmmmm) and more sincere (eeeesh) as it goes along. Fortunately,…

Poultrygeist and the PleasuresDudes, Part Three

The PleasuresDudes, Denver’s way-past-prime-time adult TV celebs, were invited to work the green carpet last weekend at the Los Angeles premiere of Poultrygeist. See their slideshow here; their upclose and personal account of the green-carpet capers continues below (read part one here): The PleasuresDudes loved Poultrygeist! We give it a…

PoultryGeist and the PleasureDudes, Part Two

The PleasuresDudes, Denver’s way-past-prime-time adult TV celebs, were invited to work the green carpet last weekend at the Los Angeles premiere of Poultrygeist. See their slideshow here; their upclose and personal account of the green-carpet capers continues below (read part one here): The green Troma carpet heated up when Amber…

Poultrygeist and the PleasuresDudes

We, the PleasuresDudes, were invited by Troma Pictures to the premiere of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead last Saturday in Los Angeles! We arrived at the theater in Hollywood at around 6 p.m., and our totally rad PleasuresDudes camera crew started setting up to create this slide show. Soon…

Robischon’s Flourish to Whither Away

There’s a marvelous group exhibition at the Robischon Gallery (1740 Wazee Street, 303-298-7788, www.robischongallery.com) called Flourish that’s been organized by co-director and curator Jennifer Doran. The theme of the show is nature-based abstraction as done by artists in the gallery’s stable, and it’s the perfect thing for late-spring and early-summer…

Giant Rocky Mountain News Typo Begs the Question: “Y”?

There’s no problem with the headline “Air Passenger ‘Beyond Control,’ Court Records Say” on the version of a June 20 article that appears on the Rocky Mountain News’ website. It’s another matter in the print edition, though. That headline reads, “Air Passenger ‘Beyond Control,’ Court Records Sa,” which is considerably…

Finding Dubya’s Marbles

Given all the “yee haw!” that’s gone on in the White House since Texan George W. Bush took office in the year 2000, a roundup seems quite appropriate, and Rik Clay of 20/08 Productions in Boulder, is organizing just that. The Great Marble Round-Up is a call to action for…

Reform. Prosperity. Peace. Bullshit.

John McCain ends his new commercial with the following words: Reform. Prosperity. Peace. Wow. The images are a transparent play for the vote of environmentalists, and one has to give the guy (or at least his publicity team) credit for hitting the right buzzwords. But this is one of those…

Slots Announced for DNC Protest Marches

The Mayor’s office has announced which groups have been granted slots to utilize the designated parade route during the week of the Democratic National Convention. In May, the ACLU filed a lawsuit against the city for failing to assign what path demonstrators would be able to march through downtown and…

Blunder Road

Democrats have made many mistakes over the years, as this slide show by Joe Horton makes clear. In fact, they’ve made too many to include in a single slide show. So here, a couple of honorable mentions:…