Creepazoid allegedly trying to lure kids using puppy promises

Puppies: They’re wonderful to hug. But cuddling up with the guy in Wheat Ridge who’s been chatting up kids about them would be infinitely less enjoyable. According to the Wheat Ridge Police Department, a middle-aged man has been asking girls ranging from seven to ten years old if they could…

Charlie Sheen will serve thirty days in Aspen jail, says TMZ.com

It took quite a while for Aspen authorities to formally accuse actor Charlie Sheen of wrongdoing following his December arrest for allegedly assaulting and threatening wife Brooke Mueller. But if TMZ.com is right, locals managed to make a charge stick. The site is reporting that Sheen will plead guilty to…

Robert Laurencio Montoya’s MySpace nickname: Devil Nero

An arrest affidavit for Robert Laurencio Montoya is filled with one shock after another regarding his relationship with Kayleah Wilson, the twelve-year-old Greeley girl found dead last week. And now, it turns out that Montoya’s MySpace page, still active at this writing, refers to him as “Devil Nero.” His mood…

Kayleah Wilson video tribute — with music by Slaughter

Approximately 400 people said goodbye to Kayleah Wilson at a memorial service in Greeley yesterday — the same day eighteen-year-old Robert Laurencio Montoya, who reportedly had a sexual relationship with the late twelve-year old, was in court on a sexual assault charge. In the meantime, tributes to the girl continue…

Bad Hatter Bandit turns FBI into fashion police

After outdoing itself earlier this week by way of its moniker for the Super Freak Bandit, the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force, the agency charged with nicknaming local bank robbers, has taken on a new beat: fashion policing. Note that its latest alert focuses on a scofflaw dubbed the…