Betta fish murderer on the loose in Boulder!

Was a betta fish targeted during a home invasion in Boulder? Consider the evidence. According to the Boulder Daily Camera, a nineteen-year-old woman awoke during the wee hours of Monday morning to find an unknown man in her apartment. When she yelled, he split — and because she initially assumed…

Wife’s had it with accused dog kicker, too

Thomas Leurck is from Superior — but that doesn’t mean either his dog or his wife see him as a superior guy. Leurck was reportedly busted in December for kicking his six-year-old beagle, Tikka, so hard that it had to undergo surgery. He soon wound up in jail, where he…

Colorado law: Banjos be deadly

Everyone knows that banjos are awesome. But are they also deadly? According to Colorado law, that depends on how you use them. If you use your banjo for, say, pickin’, you’re all good. If you use it for hittin’, such as in the case of 33-year-old Joseph Stancato, you’re not…

Bonnie and Clyde robbing banks in Greeley? Kind of…

The number of bank robberies in the metro area of late has apparently reached such heights that mainstream media can’t keep up. Example: Last evening, my wife and some of her colleagues were dining at restaurant off Wadsworth when the credit union next door was held up — and even…