Michael Tesman: No kidnapping charge in case of text-message-aided bust

A week ago today, Michael Tesman was arrested in what a Douglas County Sheriff’s Office release described as a second-degree kidnapping. Authorities reportedly coordinated the bust with help from Tesman’s alleged victim — his ex-wife, whose text messages about her location were relayed through her son to her mother, and…

Gnome thieves described as “pretty low:” Hilarious!

Heads up, producers of The Daily Show. Last night, Channel 31 reported a story about the theft of 150 garden gnomes that’s ready-made for your particular brand of satire. Only flaw? The Fox 31 crew isn’t as good at keeping a straight face as are Jon Stewart and company…

Oneida Street burglars hit four office buildings in two nights

Update below: You can say this about the group of burglars currently being sought by the Denver Police Department: They’re not slackers. Over the course of two nights this week, the thieves are accused of swiping computer equipment and more from four separate South Oneida Street office buildings. Wonder if…