The City of Denver’s plan to donate ninety acres of public land to a for-profit real estate venture at the Winter Park ski area got the green light from a Grand County district judge. But as the city prepares to transfer the deed on the taxpayers’ land to the Winter…
Reyel Simmons knew he was in trouble when his mother-in-law told him about the poster she’d seen at her nail salon–the one that screamed “Hardbodies Presents the Best Built Male Revue in the U.S.A.” Featured were six male strippers in various stages of dishabille, including one naughty number who looked…
The teenage snowboarders lie scattered under the lift like discarded socks. “Count them,” Myron Knapschafer suggests. “At any given time, 25 percent of all snowboarders are sitting down. Victims of the wet-butt syndrome. Count them, multiply by four, and there you have the number of snowboarders out here today.” His…
part 2 of 2 On April 20, Debrah came home from work and found Tom pacing about in her kitchen. Over the preceding weeks, she’d heard him make a number of calls to his mother and sisters, all insisting that he was being made a scapegoat for the disappearance of…
part 1 of 2 Debrah Snider dozed fitfully on the couch, imprisoned by a dream. She was back in Colorado, on the side of a mountain, on the run with Tom Luther, the man she loved. The man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with. The man…
Ardor in the court: “Choose Your Attorneys Carefully,” urges the announcement placed by Purvis Gray Schuetze & Gordon in the new Yellow Pages. And apparently your proofreaders, too, since the ad goes on to note that the “firm includes layers listed in the Best Layers in America.” But not Andre…
Folks in blue-collar western Pennsylvania have loved football since Joe Namath weighed nine pounds and had both kneecaps. But they don’t have their heads in the clouds about it. Truth be told, there probably aren’t three Pittsburgh Steelers fans in ten who actually believe their club can upset the cocky,…
Grammy Crackers Regarding Michael Roberts’s “The Envelope, Please,” in the January 17 issue: Come on, Michael, the Grammys are way too easy a target. You probably did that one in your sleep. P.T. Murray Denver I’m glad somebody else finally noticed how truly disappointing this annual record-company crime spree has…
A long-standing race for business between Colorado’s new-car dealers–Dealin’ Doug, John Elway, Phil Long and the rest of the guys–and the state’s automobile brokers, the telephone jockeys who promise a lower price than dealers and without the showroom jive, is rapidly headed for a collision. In the past two months,…
Politics may make for strange bedfellows, but consulting contracts produce even odder playmates. How else to explain the current business arrangement between the Regional Transportation District and privatized-transit guru Wendell Cox? Stung by charges of inefficiency and bloat–including complaints about overstaffing leveled by members of its own elected board of…
part 1 of 2 Ron Guerin doesn’t want to talk about the apartment. The apartment didn’t work out. Best not to talk about it. See, it was a basement apartment. On the north side of town. And it might have worked out, except for the voices on the telephone. For…
part 2 of 2 “This one’s mine. This one’s mine. This one’s mine, too.” Richard Deem is hunched over a barrel in a back room at the Wishing Well Drop-In Center on Speer Boulevard, a kind of clubhouse for the mentally ill, where the salvaged belongings of former Highlands residents…
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Bottom feeders: Forget those New Year’s resolutions coming from our nation’s Capitol. Not ten days into 1996–and new rules governing gifts to members of Congress–Representative Scott McInnis and Senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell have eaten their words. Both lawmakers accepted US West’s invitation to sit at the Baby Bell’s table at…
Why not journey up to lovely Cooperstown, New York, this summer and take in the sights? Babe Ruth’s bat. Norman Rockwell’s watercolor depicting a crew of umpires with their eyes turned upward and palms outstretched to a sky full of sprinkles, weighing the merits of a rain delay. The ball…
Andrew Wilson, lingerie explorer, homes in on the peach-hued camisole. Moving a strap from its padded hanger, he murmurs, “Hmmm…satin weave or charmeuse?” Of the silver satin robe he encounters next, he says, “Nice, but the work on these seams is borderline.” To a green crushed-velvet bodysuit, he says, “Ah…
Leader of the Pack Regarding Patricia Calhoun’s January 10 column, “Who’s Holding the Bag?” The answer to Calhoun’s headline is simply this: The taxpayers are left holding the bag. And Denver officials don’t even have the guts to tell us what’s in it. Leland Simmons Denver The true meaning of…
Deep in the bowels of Denver International Airport, in the underground chamber that houses the notorious $218.5 million automated baggage system, sits a woman with perhaps the most mind-numbing job in Denver. Perched on a metal chair in a mile-long tunnel that looks as wide as a four-lane highway, she…
After fifteen years of evaluating child sexual abuse for Denver’s C. Henry Kempe National Center for the Prevention and Treatment of Child Abuse and Neglect, Clare Haynes-Seman is out of a job. As of January 31, the contract of the 56-year-old director of the Family Evaluation Team will lapse, and…
Wellington Webb made a well-timed promise to people living in West Washington Park last May. Just days before the mayoral runoff election in June, the mayor–then neck and neck with challenger Mary DeGroot–committed in writing to help the group fight the construction of a “mega-McDonald’s” restaurant on a primarily residential…
part 2 of 2 Like so many women who have fallen for prisoners, Flo Orona insists that her man and her marriage are different. Orona met the man of her dreams in 1987. She’d prayed to God for a man who would meet her ideals. That’s why her two marriages…
part 1 of 2 One day several years ago, a young woman approached retired prison secretary Mary Jane Eaklor and asked her what she thought the chances were of making a successful marriage with her inmate fiance. Eaklor responded by telling her about a pile of rocks in her driveway…
