He Walks With the Animals

Jasper Carlton tends to follow every one of his rapid-fire questions with an equally quick answer. “How many acres of grassland ecosystem do you think this country has saved since we began?” he asks without taking a breath. “Zero. “The trend of the Clinton administration is to split up the…

This Is Crazy

Wednesday, May 6, 1998 4:45 p.m. It’s hot outside when Stan Israel arrives at his Lakewood apartment. He takes off his shoes, sits down, turns on the TV and unwinds. He calls his girlfriend, Patricia, and they make a dinner date. She loves to cook, so later on he’ll drive…

It’s About the Law

Rebecca Rivera is a diminutive blue-eyed lady with fine features, teased blond hair and a sweet, almost naive voice that makes her sound younger than she is. So the guys at John Elway Ford West must have been salivating when Rivera called on April 2 to ask about the pickup…

Off Limits

Beef it up: The most recent anti-meat campaign by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has hit stumbling blocks–or, perhaps more appropriately, cattle guards–in several beef-producing Western states, where outdoor-advertising companies have refused to rent billboards to PETA for its “Eating meat can cause impotence” messages (pictured here). “I…

Daddy’s Girl

For 28 years, Carol Porter lived with the knowledge that her father was dead. He had walked out one day in 1964–when Carol was two years old–and simply disappeared. Although Porter’s mother rarely spoke of him after that, in 1971 she told her daughter that he had been declared dead…

Savage Love

The Boob Tube Hey, Dan: For the last eight years, I’ve been taping myself naked and jacking off solo with a camcorder. Nothing too far out–I just thought it would be fun. Here’s the problem: I’m 21 now and don’t know what to do with these old vids of myself…

Letters

Society’s Child I actually was relieved to finally read the last chapter of Steve Jackson’s “Dealing with the Devil,” in the June 3 issue. I am a member of the local media as well, and I must say I’ve never seen a story so in-depth and detailed. I must also…

The Friendly Skies

It’s a long way from Centennial Airport to Altoona, Pennsylvania. The miles would pass quickly if you could hop a plane and fly there, of course–but Centennial doesn’t have any commercial flights. Not to Altoona, and not to anywhere else. These days, the airport doesn’t even have FAA funding. But…

Going With the Flow

Jay Balano thought it was strange when a woman from the Colorado Department of Transportation walked into his Print Stop store last winter, asking for him by name. He thought it was even stranger when the woman offered to arrange a printing contract with the state worth close to $20,000,…

Nothin’ but Net

In the only game Mark Skipper plays at Madison Square Garden, the cathedral of basketball, the seventeen-year-old sees an apparition of sorts. The godlike images of Walt Frazier, Earl “the Pearl” Monroe and Bill Bradley dribble through his mind. “Here I am,” Skipper says to himself, “playing on the same…

Broken Vows

Sloan Shoemaker never guessed that getting hitched would be such a headache. All he wanted was to give his fiancee the fairy-tale wedding of her dreams; he even backed his vow with a down payment–$6,700, to be exact. In January, the groom-to-be called the stately Redstone Castle, where he wanted…

Impure Thoughts in Lakewood

Erotic dancers in Lakewood must now apply for and purchase a $25 entertainer license. They may not dance within six feet of their customers; they may not perform on a stage that moves, rolls, raises or shakes, and the stage itself must be at least eighteen inches off the ground,…

Off Limits

Mr. Brown goes to Washington–not!: Brooks Brown, the Columbine student who was the subject of Eric Harris’s online threats–“All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you pricks as I can, especially a few people. Like Brooks,” read one Harris rant–was all set to join in…

The Hole Truth

Growing older, you find yourself searching for the deeper meanings in things, for their essence, with an intensity that would have been unlikely, or impossible, earlier in life. Why, you may find yourself asking, did your strikingly beautiful, once-married aunt, a mysterious woman by any account, stay so long in…

Shifting Sands

It happened in a place where the land rises and falls like ocean swells, and what the earth didn’t claim, souvenir-hunters did, until all that remained were trail fragments, faded memories and the restless winds of the prairie. And in this way, a killing ground was lost. May 1999: Metal…

Letters

A Matter of Life and Death We would like to make some comments regarding Steve Jackson’s “Dealing with the Devil” series, which concluded in the June 3 issue. First of all, the Warren brothers are not related to Francisco “Pancho” Martinez. Second, we feel that the justice system has failed…

Somebody Threw a Screwball

Earlier this year, Detective John Incampo quit the Lakewood Police Department after a quarter-century of working as a cop–the last half of it as a detective–to begin a new career in corporate security. As his last day approached, he wrapped up his loose ends, handing over pending cases to his…

Judgment Day

May 10, 1999 “Now that the facts have been determined, the presumption of innocence is gone, and Francisco Martinez Jr. sits before you a convicted rapist and murderer.” Deputy District Attorney Ingrid Bakke catches the people gathered in the courtroom in mid-murmur, like a play’s narrator just before the curtain…

The Ride’s Not Over

When they tore it down on January 25, most people didn’t even know. Bob Hooley knew, of course, but he tried to ignore it. Mister Twister–the best ride of his life, number one on his list–had finally been reduced to a pile of lumber. “For every year that you live,…

Off Limits

Mud wrestling: Politics has taken a nasty turn in Glendale since the combative Tea Party won three city council seats last spring and proceeded to demolish the unpopular strip-club restrictions pushed by Mayor Joe Rice. Rice and the Party faithful have duked it out over taxes, lobbyists and such consuming…

Clean Dishes and Dirty Laundry

What would you do with $300 million? If you were a member of the feuding Magness clan, you might decide to build a casino in Black Hawk or even launch a new career as a caterer. Never mind that much of the money from the estate of cable pioneer Bob…

Letters

A Life or Death Matter Regarding Steve Jackson’s “The Final Judgment,” in the May 27 issue: While there is no question that Brandy DuVall would most likely still be alive if she had been home the evening she was abducted, I still do not believe that state-sponsored blood sport in…