Babeball Fandom 101

To all those who’ve been rallying around the Rockies’ mythical performance, I have to hand it to you. Maybe even give you a pat on the head. Nice job. Really. You’re cute. You see, I’m a Red Sox fan. Not even a top-echelon fanatic; a minor devotee in the cult…

CU’s Solar Team Down But Not Out

The results of the first of ten competitions in the U.S. Department of Energy’s Solar Decathlon were revealed this morning in a long and drawn out ceremony on the National Mall that tortured waiting students. A jury of architects had toured each of the 20 houses Saturday and Sunday to…

The Little Font that Could

I may not know much about typefaces — I got a C in design class — but I do know that Helvetica, one of the planet’s most popular fonts, celebrates its 50th birthday this year. I could tell you all about the history of Helvetica and how it came to…

Delegating Denver #13 of 56: Georgia

View larger image Georgia Total Number of Delegates: 104 Pledged: 87 Unpledged: 17 How to Recognize a Georgia Delegate: Everyone hates Georgia, and they always have. That’s why Gone With the Wind has been America’s all-time favorite movie. It tells the story of General Sherman’s attempt to burn the state…

The Denver Dailies Score a Double With Colorado Rockies Covers

More than half a decade since the business operations of the Rocky Mountain News and the Denver Post merged as part of a joint-operating agreement, plenty of folks still haven’t quite grasped that the papers’ editorial departments remain separate and independent — and covers like the ones found on their…

Please Don’t Play the Jesus Card, Rockies

The Colorado Rockies’ current run is so beyond the hopes and dreams of even the most optimistic fan that it simultaneously inspires delight at the way events keep turning in the team’s favor and fear that the slightest cosmic miscalculation will bring the whole crazy streak to a premature end…

Energy Crisis: Day One

The U.S. Department of Energy’s third Solar Decathlon is now under way in Washington, D.C. Two years ago, twenty university teams from the U.S., Puerto Rico, Canada, Spain and Germany began designing the world’s most energy-efficient solar homes. Their off-the-grid creations – now on display in a Solar Village on…

Ann Coulter, October 12

Here’s a brief look at a few of the items Americans are desperate to learn about today: Ann Coulter Ann Coulter shows that there’s no thought too stupid for her to voice. This time, she’s said that Judaism needs to be discarded and that Jews need to accept Christ in…

How To Identify The Arizona Diamondbacks

We here at Westword sat down with the sports section today and couldn’t remember hearing name one from tonight’s starting nine for the Arizona Diamondbacks. So we thought we’d put together a guide for you so you can watch the game and know what and who you’re talking about. Here’s…

Colorado Rockies: A Team of Know Names

The Colorado Rockies are the Clint Eastwood of the MLB playoffs: The team with no names. Sure, most fans and analysts are at least somewhat familiar with first baseman Todd Helton and left fielder (should-be) NL MVP Matt Holliday. But as Tony Kornheiser and countless other commentators have griped, that’s…

Don’t Fear Reaper

I’ve got a fever! And the only answer is more Reaper. This new CW series is one of the more pleasant surprises of the new television season. No, it’s not going to affect you deeply, change your world, make you laugh or cry or become a part of you. But…

“60 Minutes” in the Slammer

No, Morley Safer doesn’t get to put shoe bomber Richard Reid in a headlock, and you won’t see Mike Wallace interrogating Zacarias Moussaoui. (“Isn’t it true that you are a certified scumbag?”) But it may be worth tuning in “60 Minutes” this coming Sunday night, if you’re at all interested…

Q&A With Carl Bernstein

The item in the October 11 Westword advancing author Carl Bernstein’s appearance at the LoDo Tattered Cover on Monday, October 15, contains only a few snippets from the wide-ranging Q&A reproduced below. During his conversation with Westword, All the President’s Men co-author Bernstein proved to be a voluble and occasionally…

A Trial Separation From The Broncos

Maybe it’s time for us Broncos fans to get off our high horse. Over the past ten years, we’ve hoisted the Lombardi a couple of times, made the playoffs more often than not, won more regular season games than any other team, and ended the Patriots’ post-season win streak on…

Letters to the Editor

“Duck, Duck, Noose,” Adam Cayton-Holland, September 27 The Duck Stops Here Holy lord, that commentary was genius. It was missing just one thing: the tears of one Scott D. Clark, recently unemployed federal prison inmate, to make it even funnier. I am a teacher and decided to share it with my after-school poetry…

John Denvers Comeback

Folksy, folk-writing folk hero John Denver — born Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. — died on October 12, 1997, when the experimental plane he was flying crashed into Monterey Bay off the coast of California. This week, fans both casual and rabid will commemorate the tenth anniversary of Denver’s death at…

Porn in the USA

I must be getting soft in my old age. Because there I was, in the children’s section of the downtown Denver Public Library, surrounded by happy kids who love books and learning — and yet for some reason, I could not force myself to sit at one of the public…

Metro Denver Gang Coalition: Beyond Darrent Williams

At least five people have been killed so far this year in gang-related homicides, but sixteen other murders remain unsolved in Denver. Several of these may be tied to gangs as well, though police can’t confirm that because no arrests have been made. Some of the shootings took place during…

Rockies Score Front-Page Saturation

On October 2, five workers at an Xcel Energy power plant in Georgetown died following a chemical fire that broke out while they were 2,000 feet underground. But even though this misfortune generated major headlines across the country, it wasn’t the first story that greeted subscribers to the Denver Post…

Denver’s Bike Messengers Are a Union Divided

House of J-Bone, July “I’m Father Time,” Jason Abernethy says with a crooked smile. “Others can talk to you about the bike-messenger scene, I suppose, but they sent you over here because I have an increased vision of bike messengers and time.” Seated in his cramped Capitol Hill apartment, surrounded…

Letter From Home Sweet Home

We here at Home Sweet Home have a question for you: Who do you think you are? Obviously, you know who you are, but where does a person like you get off? You are more than welcome to come into Home Sweet Home and ask for an interview, and we…

The Best of Denver Winners: 1984

In 1984, Westword published its first Best of Denver issue, a celebration of the city that touted everything from the Best Radio Station (KBCO, then six years old) to the Best Gallery Openings (Pirate Contemporary Art Oasis, still going strong on Navajo Street despite plenty of competition from other now-booming…