Candorville Transforms Dana Perino Into a Parrot

On January 8, Darrin Bell’s Candorville — one of my favorite newspaper comic strips, as noted in my survey of the funnies last September — more or less takes on Dana Perino, the longtime Coloradoan currently serving as the press secretary for President George W. Bush. In the second frame…

Fallout From Parade’s Resurrection of Benazir Bhutto

In a January 7 More Messages blog, Denver Post managing editor Gary Clark said that, to his knowledge, his paper had only received one reader complaint owing to the decision of higher-ups to distribute the January 6 Parade magazine, whose cover story presented former Pakistan prime minister Benazir Bhutto as…

Jeepers Creepers, Jeffco’s Peepers

Yes, it’s a bit creepy that Jefferson County Commissioner Jim Congrove hired his buddy, ex-cop-turned-private-dick Daril Cinquanta, to follow around gadfly Mike Zinna. Creepier still that Congrove got the county to pay more than $7,000 for Cinquanta’s surveillance services, slipping the request past his sleepy-headed fellow commissioners on the grounds…

On the Road in Search of Jack

Monday, January 7 by David Amram Putnam Valley, New York | In 1956 Jack Kerouac and I first met at a bring-your-own-bottle party at a painter’s loft and instantly began collaborating artistically. I backed him up musically while he read and from the earliest days of our working together I…

Delegating Denver #25 of 56: Massachusetts

View larger image Massachusetts Total Number of Delegates: 121 Pledged: 93 Unpledged: 28 How to Recognize a Massachusetts Delegate: Massholes. It’s the name that everyone from Maine to Maryland loves to call the residents of Massachusetts. Oh, sure, it’s funny, but it’s not entirely true. Well, it’s true on weekdays…

Over the Weekend … Concerts, Haiti, and Protesters

A quick guide to what you missed at Westword.com over the past two days: 3Oh!3 and the Photo Atlas lit up the stage on Saturday. Bela Karoli and the Wheel did the same at the Lion’s Lair. Luke Turf recounts his trip to Haiti. Three prominent Columbus Day protesters’ criminal…

Haiti Travelogue: The Pink Party

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show On the last night in Haiti, ICOF…

A Sign of the Times at Tamarac Square

The weeks following Christmas are tough for local malls — particularly older ones whose battle for survival becomes more touch and go with each passing year. That’s certainly the case for Tamarac Square, at 7777 E. Hampden. These days, the first thing shoppers see if they’re approaching the center from…

Haiti Travelogue: School in the Dark, Soccer without Shoes

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show The town of Grand Goave is our…

Haiti Travelogue: A Night With Wyclef and a Day in the Sun

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show After the Christmas party for 10,000 kids,…

Columbus Day Protestor Cases Dismissed

Charges against several key anti-Columbus Day Parade agitators were dismissed today by a Denver County Court Judge. Russell Means, Glenn Spagnuolo and Shannon Francis will not have to face a jury trial for blocking the annual Columbus Day Parade on October 6. Judge Claudia Jordan threw out the cases –…

Handler It

Chelsea Handler is a one-woman comic powerhouse. The last time I spoke to her, she talked about why babies suck, why flying can be fun, her latest work and how much she doesn’t like Cleveland (don’t worry, Denverites — she says of our fair city: “I had the best time…

Haiti Travelogue: Day One

Westword reporter went to Haiti for his recent feature story “The Social Conscience of a Missionary.” Be sure to check back in for the next few days as he recounts his personal journey through the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Slide Show It was our first morning in Haiti…

RIP John Macdonald, The Master of Criminal Minds

Colorado lost one of its most talented resources in the war on crime a few weeks ago, when forensic psychiatrist John Macdonald passed away at the age of 87. A familiar figure to any reporter, cop, criminology student or thug interested in the state’s most notorious killers over the latter…

Best of Denver Winners from 1996

In 1996, Westword published its thirteenth Best of Denver issue, a celebration of the city that saluted everything from Best Yuppie on a Harley (then-senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell, who posed for a Banana Republic ad) to the Best New Public Art (Mark di Suvero’s still-controversial “Lao Tzu”) to the Best…

Letters to the Editor

“Bad Santa,” Off Limits, December 20 Dog in the Manger This seems to be about a pervert reporter who is trying to make some kind of name for himself (does sleaze fit?). The Children’s Museum is a great place, and having a Santa there was a good thing. This reporter has probably…

The Social Conscience of a Missionary

The drunken frat boys stumbling down Blake Street late one summer evening found an angel blocking the sidewalk. She had wings strapped to her back and a coffee can in her hand — for donations for kids in Haiti, she said. If they wanted, the boys could follow her to…

Slave to History

Before Haiti became the world’s first black republic, it was a slave nation. On the island, there were quarantines, where a new slave was broken down, beaten physically, informed of his inferiority and told to be thankful to his captors — because it was the work that the slave would…