Vlog the Impaler: Puppies=Pussy

No puppies were harmed in the production of this Vlog. Numerous women had their hearts broken, and a few back-alley abortions may ensue, but no puppies were harmed in any way…

Kim Bailey Resigns

After a lackluster and sometimes controversial tenure as Manager of Parks and Recreation beginning in 2003, Kim Bailey is resigning effective May 27 to become vice president of Urban Centers for Outward Bound USA in Golden. I learned the welcome news on Tuesday, April 8, and interestingly enough, I’d been…

For Pain and Glory

Three things you need to know right away about Tony Krupicka: First, the guy loves to run. Loves it. He cruises the trails above Colorado Springs three, four, even six hours a day, in all kinds of weather. He runs up and down mountains with more joy and less discernible…

House Party

State representative Andrew Romanoff is a party man, but not that kind of party man. The Colorado Speaker of the House is looking forward to the Democratic National Convention this August, but doesn’t think the nation’s drunkest city should consider keeping bars open later (make that earlier into the morning)…

Pants Off Dance Off

Chas Gale may have danced his way right into a jail cell. On April 8, a jury of five women and one man convicted the tango teacher of unlawful sexual contact. As reported in this cover story last August, Gale had been accused of touching a student’s vagina and placing…

Q&A With Laurie Anderson

Laurie Anderson remains one of the most intriguing performance artists in these United States – a social commentator whose creative toolbox contains music, spoken word, visuals and electronics. In a conversation with Westword captured in the following Q&A, she talks at length about her current project, Homeland, which makes its…

Media Slut Michael Tracey Gets Camera Shy

The April 10 Message column kicks off with an anecdote about University of Colorado professor Michael Tracey, one of the journalism department faculty members who assembled earlier that month to mull the future of the Campus Press, CU’s student-operated online newspaper. Tracey wigged out after yours truly snapped the mediocre…

Campus Press Documents, Part 1: The Yulsman Statement

The April 10 Message column, about the future of the Campus Press, the University of Colorado Boulder’s student-operated campus newspaper, quotes briefly from a statement read at an early April faculty meeting by faculty member Tom Yulsman (seen here in a photograph that appears courtesy of the Press), who speaks…

Campus Press Documents, Part 2: The Voakes Report

The April 10 Message column refers to a report by Paul Voakes, dean for the School of Journalism & Mass Communications at the University of Colorado Boulder, about the Campus Press, CU’s student-operated online newspaper. The de facto investigation into the Press following its publication of “If It’s War the…

Campus Press Documents, Part 3: The Herdy Study

The April 10 Message column discusses three documents handed out to attendees of an April 2 faculty meeting held to consider the fate of the Campus Press, the student-operated online newspaper affiliated with the University of Colorado Boulder, in the wake of a divisive column by scribe Max Karson that…

Happy Birthday John Fante

John Fante was born in Denver 99 years ago today. If you’ve never heard of the late author, you’re not alone. He is one of the best, least-known authors of the 20th Century, but he is rarely talked about in Denver or anywhere else. “He’s an interesting in the American…

There Will be Grub

I’d been looking forward to seeing There Will Be Blood. It had been nominated for about a hundred Academy Awards, and my more serious film-nerd friends talked about it like it was a singular work of staggering genius that would shape the way Hollywood made movies for decades — the…

Pundit Watch: Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson is sort of the Paris Hilton of political punditry: he’s famous for just being famous. Which is enough, it needs be said, to have your own show for a near three-year run on MSNBC. But then, Paris had The Simple Life, too. Life with Tucker Carlson isn’t so…

Post Employees Do the Shuffle

The employees at the Denver Post knew about tough times in the newspaper business long before the general public keyed in to the depth of the dilemma. But the message really hit home on April 4, when the attached flier turned up in their mailboxes. The item, distributed under the…

Blog-Searching Umbria Gets Power-ful

If the super-charged computers that Boulder-based company Umbria uses to break down the blogs, message boards and online social networks into lucrative market research had feelings, they’d be blushing right about now. Over the past few days the blogosphere – which the company number crunches into a massive, constantly-updated focus…

Tango Trial

On the opening day of the trial for former tango instructor Chas Gale, the judge dimmed the lights so Gale’s defense lawyers could project video footage of an extremely distraught woman banging her hands on a table and screaming. Only a couple of seconds of the video played for the…

The Rocky’s Pulitzer News Is Better Than the Post’s

While the Denver Post didn’t taste Pulitzer glory in 2008 — see this More Messages blog to learn more — the Rocky Mountain News scored a couple of unexpected successes as part of the April 7 announcements. The finalists in the features category didn’t leak out in advance, unlike the…

Denver Post Comes Up Short in Pulitzer Prize Contest

No confetti flew in the Denver Post newsroom following the 1 p.m. April 7 announcement of the 2008 Pulitzer winners. The Post’s “Trashing the Truth” series, nominated in the investigative category, came up short, finding a way to finish behind both of the other two finalists. The New York Times…

Lighting Up

Peter Kozma, a Hungarian artist who lives in Switzerland, has been in town during the last week hunting up locations for a series of proposed light projections on Denver buildings that would coincide with the Democratic National Convention in August. The project is being sponsored by Denver’s Invisible Museum, a…

The Rest of Denver

Last week, I received this e-mail (reprinted verbatim) from a Mr. Jason Mason: Sheehan (Mr Anthony Bourdain wannabe) Can you or will you ever give a true review w/stars, forks, diamonds, pokadots, liquor bottles, etc? I’ve been in the business a long time and have never seen anyone like you…

Who’s Afraid of the Big, Bad, Boogaard?

As the Colorado Avalanche prepares for its opening-round playoff game against the Minnesota Wild Wednesday night in St. Paul, the smell of musky machismo is wafting this way from the great white north. Specifically, the stench of promised payback is emanating from six-foot-seven-inch, 258-pound Saskatoonite Derek Boogaard, one of three…