Roseanne and Rush: The Dream Team

On April 28, Roseanne joined the cast of characters dreaming about riots in Denver. Guest-hosting a show on Air America, she let loose with this: But you know what, I think I am old and I’m okay with being a baby boomer being older and everything like that. ‘Cause I…

From Supermax to a Family of Four

A mere sixteen months ago, Casey Holden’s life was neatly stored within seventy square feet of cell space in the Colorado State Penitentiary. Released in January 2007 directly to the street after four years of 23-hour-a-day lockdown and a decade spent mostly behind bars, the 26-year-old seemed to be facing…

Early Signs Good for Jim Sheeler’s Book

May 1 marks the official release date of Final Salute, former Rocky Mountain News scribe Jim Sheeler’s expansion of an article about the way families of Marines are informed that their loved ones have died, which won the 2006 Pulitzer Prize for featuring writing. The book arrives on a wave…

Letters to the Editor

“Balls!,” Patricia Calhoun, April 24 Bull’s-Eye! Doesn’t Westword put a cow on the cover of every Best of Denver issue? It would seem that Westword is as culpable for Denver’s “cowtown” image as any Colorado tourism campaign.Jay GarciaDenver I cringed when I read “Balls!” I cannot believe that Colorado actually…

Clucked Up

Are chickens legal in Denver? It’s a question that anyone who’s heard the mysterious clucking coming from behind a fence on Tennyson Street has asked. Yellowed city maps in the Central Library delineate “coops” in many back yards, hinting at a time when fowl and Ford Model Ts were equally…

Cease and Desist, Denver Police

While most people lament their fate when they find themselves seated in a cubicle, typing away while surrounded by others doing the exact same thing, like some sort of sad-sack, plugged-in prairie-dog colony, me not so much. Because I have embraced my prairie-dog status and created a series of escape…

Hideous Houses of Highland

There’s high drama in Highland. In the wee hours of Tuesday morning, the Denver City Council voted to change the zoning rules in two neighborhoods, one in West Highland, roughly between 29th and 32nd avenues and Stuart and Meade streets, and one by Sloan’s Lake, between 20th and 24th avenues,…

Rush to Riot

Anyone who dismisses syndicated talk-show host Rush Limbaugh as a credibility-free joke does so at his own peril. Although he’s embarrassed and contradicted himself plenty of times during recent years, he still attracts an audience estimated at 13.5 million people per week, including thousands of locals who switch to KOA-AM/850…

Stunt Boy

“I got hit by Bob Saget in a Prius!” says William Spencer. Not once, but many times. Bob Saget. Driving a Prius. Running into William Spencer. But don’t worry, folks, he’s okay. “You just roll up off the side and look like you slam hard,” William explains. The stunt was…

Boys Will Be Wetboys

First things first. The Wetboys are not gay. They’re not the Wetfags, or the Homo Skate Crew, or the Denver Dicksuckers, or anything else they’ve been labeled in the hard-core skater world. Sure, some of them wear tight pants. Yes, their name was cribbed from a gay phone-sex ad. And…

Party on Santa Fe

Denver’s art community has thrown out the welcome mat for the American Association of Museums, which is hosting a conference is in town right now. Tonight, April 30, from 7 to 10 p.m., the Museo de las Américas (861 Santa Fe Drive, 303-571-4401, www.museo.org) is hosting a progressive dinner along…

The Mystery of the Mexican Chain Letter

I live in very close proximity to both a Mexican and an Italian catholic church (neither of which has adequate parking), so oftentimes after a weekend of leaving my car parked on the street amongst the overflow congregation parking, I will return on Monday morning to find an assortment of…

The Way of the Wetboys

Oh, and, while technically not a Wetboy, William Spencer is down with their wacky style, which they hope to show off on their MTV reality show pilot:…

Krupicka Kruises to Another 50-Mile Win

On April 26, ultrarunner Tony Krupicka, profiled this month in my feature “Miles & Miles,” added another triumph to his remarkable string of first-place finishes in major endurance races. He smoked the field in the Zane Grey 50, a steep, rocky trek through fifty miles of Arizona’s Tonto National Forest…

Denver Crack Dancers Get Down

Some not-at-all-immature video maker has been using their location across the street from Eddie Maestas Park near the Denver Rescue Mission to introduce the wider world to a new style of poppin’ and lockin’ called Crack Dancing. Ah, the subtle joys of urban living. Check out Crack Dance and, its…

How Much of the Nuggets’ Playoff Flop is Melo’s Fault?

On April 29, the day after the Denver Nuggets were sent packing from the NBA playoffs by the Los Angeles Lakers, Channel 4 morning anchor Brooke Wagner expressed satisfaction that the previous night’s game had been exciting and close. And indeed, the fact that the contest hadn’t turned into another…

Carded: Supreme Court OKs Voter Photo ID

On Monday, the Supreme Court voted to uphold an Indiana law that requires voters to show a photo ID to cast a ballot. The ACLU and Indiana Democrats had challenged the state law, passed along party lines in 2005 by a GOP-controlled legislature, which opened the debate on increasingly restrictive…

AG Bails on Troubled Death Penalty Case

Two weeks after a Lincoln County judge yanked 18th Judicial District and state prosecutors off a death penalty case, citing several ethical violations, the Office of the Colorado Attorney General has filed its own motion to withdraw from the case. The motion gives no reasons for the request and is…

Is Circulation at the Denver Dailies Sliding Or Not?

Writers at the Rocky Mountain News and the Denver Post appear to have very different ideas about newspaper circulation figures released on April 28 by the Audit Bureau of Circulations, an industry-supported monitoring organization. The Rocky’s piece, “Denver Papers’ Circulation Falls,” penned by the prodigious David Milstead, puts the bad…

Flag Lapels Won’t Get You in the White House Anymore

John Prine had it right. And this was back in 1971. But your flag decal won’t get you Into Heaven any more. They’re already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don’t like killin’ No matter what the reason’s for, And your flag decal won’t get you Into Heaven…

Delegating Denver #41 of 56: Oregon

View larger image Oregon Total Number of Delegates: 65 Pledged: 52 Unpledged: 13 How to Recognize an Oregon Delegate: Perhaps Oregonians have made assisted suicide legal in hopes that California transplants will consider it a viable option after their first nine months of living in near-constant rain and complaint. That’s…