Play Right

As a filmmaker, actor John Turturro clearly believes in drawing from personal experience: His directorial debut, the 1992 Mac (which won the Camera D’Or at Cannes), was avowedly based on his father’s life. For his second feature, Illuminata, Turturro takes a look at the theater, showing us the ambitions, fears…

Blue in the Face

Lo and behold the plight of the American gangster. John Gotti, the Dapper Don, has been sent down the river. His big-time heavy, Sammy “The Bull” Gravano, is famous and face-lifted for being a no-good dirty-rat stool pigeon. And Robert De Niro, the reigning deity of hoodlum heavies in films…

KISS-ed Off

Do not be fooled: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss receive top billing in Detroit Rock City, but KISS doesn’t actually appear in the film until its final three minutes. And when the band does show up, its members clad in their de rigueur leather-and-greasepaint getups, it’s…

Murphy’s Law

Filmmaker Bobby Bowfinger, the lead character in the intermittently funny Hollywood satire Bowfinger, starring Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy, has a dream. Nothing so grand as an Academy Award or even a table down front at the Golden Globes. No, when Bowfinger (Steve Martin) allows his fantasies to run wild,…

Fall Colors

It has been almost forty years since Eric Rohmer, riding the crest of the French New Wave, embarked on the first of his Six Moral Tales. The series would eventually include at least two classics–My Night at Maud’s (1969) and Chloe in the Afternoon (1972). Linked by theme and style…

The Squeaky Wheel

First published under the title The Iron Man in Great Britain in 1968, The Iron Giant is a minor classic of twentieth-century children’s literature. The slim volume by the English poet laureate Ted Hughes is a pacifist parable in the guise of a sci-fi hero fantasy. Hughes spun his yarn…

Paint It Slack

One of our leading men’s fashion magazines runs a column every month titled “What Were We Thinking?” in which it presents a ludicrous photograph of a famous person dressed in what the magazine had earlier decreed a style that every hip cat would soon be wearing. It’s my guess that…

Tales of the Crib

It’s always amusing when the movie industry discovers its spiritual side. Profoundly secular institution that it is, Hollywood promotes–at its peril–the notion that teenagers spewing pea soup in Georgetown can be purged of their demons by Catholic priests, that angels from heaven intercede in the lives of ballplayers from losing…

Not a Ghost of a Chance

Robert Wise’s 1963 version of The Haunting, from Shirley Jackson’s novel The Haunting of Hill House, has long been considered one of the milestones of horror film. Now, after 36 years, DreamWorks has bankrolled a new version, under the direction of Jan de Bont (Speed, Twister)–an idea that should sound…

Wed Alert

Runaway Bride, the long-anticipated reunion of Pretty Woman, starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, isn’t a sequel, but it feels like one. In everything, there is a distinct sense of predestination, of events occurring according to some irresistible force of the inevitable. This makes life especially easy for Garry Marshall,…

Missed Congeniality

Feel like shooting lutefisk in a barrel? Pick on beleaguered Minnesota again as the epicenter of everything that’s square-headed and unhip in America. Eager to let the world know that two plus two equals four? Take aim one more time at the vain stupidity of beauty contests. Drop Dead Gorgeous,…

Bored Games

First the good news: Despite this summer’s rash of double entendres, the title of the high school comedy/Gen-X nostalgia flick The Wood is not a dirty joke. The name’s as earnest and literal as the film itself and simply marks the setting as Inglewood, California, the Los Angeles ‘burb best…

One Big Croc

You can tell the first wave of summer blockbusters have shot their wad when the studios start tossing out their second- and third-string films. Back in the old days, these would have been called “programmers”–thoroughly competent entries that reiterated all the conventions of their reliable, easy-to-market genres. Such is Lake…

Into the Woods

The Blair Witch Project, the bone-chilling indie by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez, is easily the scariest horror picture of the Nineties–a movie that can take its place among the most potent and inexorable of modern shockers, like Night of the Living Dead or The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Three…

Fear and Loafing

Eyes Wide Shut, the final motion picture from the late, great Stanley Kubrick, is easily the most anticipated adult film of the year. It’s The Phantom Menace for grown-ups. Kubrick made only thirteen features in his 46-year career, but his death in March (just after the movie’s completion) and the…

The Enemy Within

Do you feel snug and secure in your cozy suburban life? Are you happy in your picture-perfect home, with your carefully manicured lawn, your kids and your soccer games and barbecues? Do you feel safe? Well, the creators of Arlington Road, the ponderous new thriller starring Jeff Bridges and Tim…

Teenage Wasteland

For Morgan J. Freeman (a young writer-director, not the heralded actor), comic timing couldn’t get any worse–or better. That’s because one of the unhappy teenagers in Freeman’s second feature, Desert Blue, is a melancholy girl dressed in moody black who likes to detonate homemade bombs. The Columbine High School massacre…

Nookie Monster

It’s about time we had a talk. Yeah, you know, that talk. The one about how uncomfortable and strange it is to be a young human male, how raging and unforgiving the hormones, how fragile the ego, how mysterious the female form. You see, well, how do I say this?…

Solace in the Backseat

London-born novelist-screenwriter Hanif Kureishi doesn’t have Margaret Thatcher to kick around anymore, as he did so incisively and effectively in My Beautiful Laundrette and Sammy and Rosie Get Laid, but his concerns have not wandered too far afield. Rather, he’s softened the hard edges. Universal issues still inspire him, but…

The Mild Bunch

It won’t take long for anyone familiar with the television original to notice that something is not right with the listless Barry Sonnenfeld-directed film version of Wild Wild West. Yes, the film features Will Smith in the role of James West, with Kevin Kline as his cerebral sidekick, Artemus Gordon…

That Summer of ’77

To hear Spike Lee tell it, Summer of Sam means to be a panoramic view of the summer of 1977 in New York City–when temperatures shot into the high ’90s and power blackouts set nerves on edge, when the party agenda included snorting coke at Studio 54 and copulating with…

The Star Report

Woe be to the scribbler who presumes to rewrite a master–unless he is so deft that his invasion of privacy produces something new and exciting. Enter British writer/director Oliver Parker, who has the nerve to meddle with Oscar Wilde’s sublime farce An Ideal Husband–and the skill to pull it off…