Reader: “There isn’t much REAL hate for Sarah Palin”

Normally, the Westword name would be enough to score press tickets to any movie screening you please — not with the Sarah Palin camp, apparently. It was perhaps on account of our reputation that our requests for tickets to the premier of The Undefeated went ignored, but on the positive…

The most ridiculous tattoos at Water World this weekend

The sun finally came out this weekend after a long run of wild summer weather — remember the hail and flooding last week? And yes, the wait was worth it. So what better way to spend a hot Saturday than at the pool? By going one bigger: Water World. Apparently…

Reader: “The Denver media is still stuck in the gutter”

God only knows what we did here to deserve the honor, but The Undefeated, the much-hyped 90-minute info-mercial for Sarah Palin, made its debut right here in little old Denver on Friday — well, actually Highlands Ranch, but, you know. At any rate, given the maniacal fervor Palin inspires in…

It’s RiNormous! Ten things you can buy at RiNo’s yard sale

Artists are a peculiar bunch. They have, shall we say, proclivities. As much as they make art, which they thankfully do, they also like to collect all manner of attic-leavings and dumpster-junk and weird objects and other things. Sometimes they have to sell them, perhaps to make room for more,…

Stop inviting me to ruin your camping trip

From 1988 to 1992, I attended Girl Scout camp at Tomahawk Ranch in Bailey. It was awesome. We made tie-dye T-shirts, ate burnt s’mores and hunted for Snipes (a fictionalized skunk-rat that was rumored to live in the woods and could only be captured in pillow cases by Girl Scouts)…

Fallene Wells gets picked up for Project Runway: Denver is ON FIRE

That bitch Gretchen may have officially taken home the prize for last season of Project Runway, but everyone knows our boy Mondo Guerra got robbed: He had the most style (none of the other designers could touch him in terms of sheer inventiveness) and the best drama (coming out as…

Reader: AXE Body Spray, a true work of art

AXE Body Spray has had a surprising amount of marketing success with making a variety of fictional women lust after its musky scent — but apparently, those women are not the only demographic within whom the body spray inspires strong feelings. It’s been almost six months since Ben Dayton made…

Fat Wizard is browser game of the week

Wizards are the best and easiest way to our heart — there’s just something special about a man in a hat with stars on it. Toss in the idea that this wizard is overweight and we’re pretty much drooling in our admiration for this thing. It doesn’t matter what it…

Reader: You saved me $10 and 90 minutes

It’s a telling fact that, in a movie that features talking animals (including a monkey that sounds like Gilbert Gottfried doing a Joan Rivers impression), the least believable conceit is how Kevin James has a really good-looking girlfriend — but that’s just one of the many fatal flaws apparent in…

Presenting the winners of the John Carpenter poster contest

We’ve peed our pants many a time, but by far our fondest memory of it was when we peed our pants during John Carpenter’s Halloween (other memories: not so fond). JK, we’ve never peed our pants in our entire lives, but seriously, John Carpenter is one of the best horror…

Rockmount Ranch Wear’s brushes with celebrity

In the over half a decade LoDo’s Rockmount Ranch Wear has been in business, the company has had the time to brush elbows with quite a few celebrities. Stars like Elvis, Bob Dylan, and David Bowie have all been seen sporting Rockmount’s unique brand of western wear, which will be…

This weekend in stoke: Top five ways to work out and work it out

Gimme a Breck! The Babes in the Backcountry babes are leading by-women/for-women mountain bike skills clinics today at 10 a.m. as part of the Breck Bike Week festivities (meet at the Expo village at Blue River Plaza, $35 suggested donation). Afterwards, the International Mountain Bicycling Association will be hosting a…

Win a signed movie poster for John Carpenter’s The Ward

Update, Monday, 8:45 a.m.: We’ve picked our winners! Thanks for playing everyone! Check your email to see if you’re a winner. In the free stuff file of Show and Tell today, we have a quick contest for fans of horror movies. We have five movie posters for The Ward, directed…

Reader: Women are walking targets no matter how they dress

As Bree Davies observed in her report on SlutWalk Denver over the weekend, more people seemed inclined to throw in their two cents about the event than to actually attend it. Indeed: SlutWalk has come and gone, but in the comment thread on post about that comment war, the controversy…

Ryan Moehring responds: Your criticism had better be water-tight

It’s not an easy task to self-publish a book; it’s a laborious process that involves a billion details that seem to crop up at the least opportune times, it’s costly, and the reward for all your toil could very well be…pretty much nothing. But that’s exactly what local author Ryan…

I’m winning at Facebook. Here’s how you can too.

As it stands, my social networking career came to fruition and subsequently peaked with Myspace. For this reason, I use as much room in this weekly column talking about the rotting News Corp carcass as I can, constantly reliving my heyday as a late-blooming web queen. Of course I have…