John Hickenlooper’s spiffing up as Scott McInnis is soiling himself
John Hickenlooper’s campaign is pushing some new gear: bumperstickers, pint glasses and T-shirts. But what it really should be selling is a version of the invisible lucky asbestos underpants Hickenlooper must be wearing — because even as his staffers gear up for the inevitable mud-slinging, all the dirt is sticking…