Old Unfaithful

It’s the New Woody Allen Movie. In capital letters. And even when the old clarinetist is playing slightly out of tune, as he is in Deconstructing Harry, it doesn’t make so much difference. Faithful as the Earth circling the sun, Allen’s comedies of anxiety keep on coming, one per year…

Punch and Duty

Optimists confident that Prime Minister Tony Blair and Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams would simply sit down to tea last month at 10 Downing Street and toss eight centuries of strife into history’s dustbin have another think coming. Last week, Irish nationalists inside notorious Maze Prison gunned down Billy Wright,…

Watch the Birdie

There was a day when working men in America carried hod or baked bread or laid bricks or descended into the hell of the mines to blacken their lungs and die young. In scant off time, such as it was, working men visited houses of worship and toted blocks of…

10 Best Movies of 1997

1. L.A. Confidential. Directed Curtis Hanson revives Fifties noir in high style. Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe and Kim Bassinger wallow in the mire and betrayals. 2. Mrs. Brown. Was Queen Victoria hot for her manservant? Dame Judi Dench convinces in a model of film literacy. 3. Boogie Nights. Rootless Seventies…

Tiny Terror

Imagine Macaulay Culkin as a three-inch rodent with no personality, and you’ve pretty much nailed the thing. Mouse Hunt, the third movie to be released by DreamWorks Pictures, is Home Alone boiled down to grim, humorless destruction, with a nameless mouse as the tormentor. Seen another way, it’s Tom and…

All Jack and No Play

When first we see Melvin Udall, middle-aged misanthrope, he’s stuffing his neighbor’s pesky little dog into the garbage chute of their Manhattan apartment building. That’s perfection. Melvin, we soon learn, is nasty by reflex–a selfish, acid-tongued homophobe who has no use for Jews, blacks, children, women or anybody else who…

A Year of Games

First and last, 1997 marked the golden anniversary of Jackie Robinson, hero. Otherwise, the sublime and the ridiculous kept bumping into each other. Tiger Woods, age 21, chewed up the Masters field by a record twelve strokes, while Mike Tyson chewed on Evander Holyfield’s ear. Jeff Gordon dominated the Winston…

Culture Crash

Atom Egoyan’s The Sweet Hereafter is about grief and the search for grace and the frail relationships between parents and children. It’s a profound and beautiful work, and if we had any doubts about the skill of this gifted filmmaker in the wake of Speaking Parts or Exotica, they vanish…

Saint Quentin

For a high-school dropout with a bad temper, Quentin Tarantino has done pretty well for himself. Let’s see. In five years he’s grown into an ultra-hip icon with the fanatical following of a rock star and an entire school of imitators. He’s simultaneously brought Hollywood moguls to their knees and…

All Choked Up

The millions of working stiffs who fork over their hard-earned dollars for tickets to football, baseball, hockey and (in some cities) real, live NBA basketball games are justifiably fed up with the sour culture of American sports–in which spoiled athletes and high-handed owners pretend they’re rulers of some tinpot dictatorship…

Captivating

It’s a tough act to follow, sweeping the Oscars with a hallowed epic about a redeemed Nazi who saves doomed Jews from the ovens. But Steven Spielberg, all grown up now and moving steadily forward, doesn’t disappoint. With Amistad, Hollywood’s master of narrative boldly plumbs some other heavyweight issues–the enduring…

That Sinking Feeling

When the Titanic, the grandest ocean liner of her day, struck an iceberg on the night of April 14, 1912, and sank to the bottom of the dead-calm, starlit North Atlantic, she launched a rich tangle of legends and lessons that endure to this day. You’ll find very few of…

The Toast of Greeley

To get a feel for this thing–for the magnitude–imagine that your Denver Broncos were to win consecutive playoff games against Pittsburgh, New England and Kansas City, all of them on the road. Then try to imagine Elway and company facing heavily favored Green Bay in the Super Bowl–on their fourth…

Oklahoma Gothic

The religious and philosophical underpinnings of Tim Blake Nelson’s Eye of God get pretty weighty and mighty dense in places–especially for an 84-minute movie set in the decaying little town of Kingfisher, Oklahoma. Unlike most of the 4,042 residents, Nelson is a graduate of Brown in classical studies and an…

The Left Hand of Godard

It’s been forty years since the New Wave came crashing down on the placid shore of traditional French filmmaking, but to the faithful, it was only yesterday. Students of the art cinematic and devotees of all things francais are heralding the rerelease of Jean-Luc Godard’s 1963 milestone Contempt as a…

Is There Life After Mike?

If we can believe Lawrence Funderburke, the Sacramento Kings’ resident apocalyptician, the world is coming to an end in the next five or six years. Funderburke bases his prediction on biblical prophecy and says his primary regret is that his career will be cut short. Meanwhile, NBA commish David Stern…

A Little Light on the Darkness

In Kiss or Kill, the migration of Hollywood’s old drama of lovers on the lam to the Australian countryside seems to be a mixed blessing. Nikki and Al, the fatalistic young couple in Bill Bennett’s rambunctious new effort, descend from famous runaways like Henry Fonda and Sylvia Sidney in You…

Dying for a Career

The bizarre documentary Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist asks us to believe that the late Mr. Flanagan, who regularly nailed his penis to a block of wood, hung himself upside down for untold hours and gladly submitted while his sex partner force-fed him scoops of Alpo,…

Warning: Autoerotic Content

Before we get into our discussion of the McLaren F1–the fastest, most expensive and least air-conditioned street-legal car in the history of automotive science–let’s look at a couple of equally eccentric makes and models designed with the enthusiast in mind: If he or she looks around a little, the eagle-eyed…

Clint Goes South

Clint Eastwood has reached the stage of life when he can sit down at the piano and doodle jazzy riffs whenever he feels like it. Without fear of failure or banishment, he can direct fair-to-middling movies from crappy bestsellers like The Bridges of Madison County. He can exercise the broadest…

Spring Fever

In Flubber, Disney’s new and improved version of The Absent Minded Professor, that famously bouncy green goop is still powering cars through the clouds and transforming lab nerds into high-flying basketball stars. But now the stuff also has personality–in gobs. It splits into a hundred little green dancers and does…

Wayne’s World

Heard the one about the rich car dealer who goes out and blows 89 million bucks on high-priced hookers? Well, needless to say, he has a pretty good time. So do the hookers. There are lots of them, and they all have talent, so nobody has to work very hard…