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Reader: What scares me? Khloe Kardashian and my microwave

What scares you? That's what we asked in last week's contest that gave away tickets to Haunted Mansion and 13th Door. Most answers focused on most common fears: spiders, zombies, alien attacks, being chased, the current presidential campaign. One more original answer didn't win those tickets, but it definitely won...
By Patricia CalhounOctober 16, 2012

What scares you? That’s what we asked in last week’s contest that gave away tickets to Haunted Mansion and 13th Door. Most answers focused on most common fears: spiders, zombies, alien attacks, being chased, the current presidential campaign.

One more original answer didn’t win those tickets, but it definitely won our heart.

See also:
– Win tickets to Haunted Mansion, 13th Door haunted house!
– 13th Door Haunted House (Slide Show)
– Five tips for visiting a Haunted House

Matt’s answer:

Khloe Kardashian, gremlins, shitty beer, and the “add 30 seconds” button on my microwave.

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Thanks for playing, Matt.

As for those who didn’t enter, what scares you?

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Patricia Calhoun is editor-in-chief of Westword, the alt-weekly she co-founded in September 1977. She’s been inducted into the Colorado Press Association Hall of Fame, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia Hall of Fame and the Colorado Restaurant Association Hall of Fame. She’s also received dozens of local, state and national awards for writing, including first place for feature writing and first place for column writing with the Society of Professional Journalists. Patricia is a weekly commentator on Colorado Inside Out, PBS 12’s public affairs roundtable, which has won two Emmys.

patricia.calhoun@westword.com

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