Kenny Be’s Hip Tip: Camp Swampy at Pinon Canyon

It's time to stop the Army's costly expansion plans and start turning the Pinon Canyon military training site into a money-making family vacation destination... Renaming the site "Camp Swampy at Pinon Canyon" and hiring costumed characters from the Beetle Bailey comic strip will help to soften the Army's image from...
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It’s time to stop the Army’s costly expansion plans and start turning the Pinon Canyon military training site into a money-making family vacation destination…

Renaming the site “Camp Swampy at Pinon Canyon” and hiring costumed characters from the Beetle Bailey comic strip will help to soften the Army’s image from capitalist warmongers to the more lovable American Do-gooder dorks.

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