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Tim Tebow vs. Pepper-Spraying Cop (PHOTO)

As part of our attempt to keep you abreast of the Zeitgeist, we now share with you this entry from the wacky new Pepper Spraying Cop website: "Thank you lord Jesus for taking time out of your busy day to allow me to throw a football around and run around...
By Michael Roberts
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As part of our attempt to keep you abreast of the Zeitgeist, we now share with you this entry from the wacky new Pepper Spraying Cop website: “Thank you lord Jesus for taking time out of your busy day to allow me to throw a football around and run around on grass and have super loads of fun. I know for a fact that every time I throw the football real good its because you are personally behind it. I am just that special. Its OK, you can admit it. Now just let me get down on this grass for a bit longer while IAUUAHAUAUUAHAGAGAHAGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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